[autistichollander]

t-shirt that says I ❤️ AVOIDING GOING TO SLEEP

[the-adrenal-grand-deactivated20]

new linkedin summary

[kyscrayonboy]

Im gonna lock in in August so hard you dont even knowwwww <- lying

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[phaggotetta]

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

[persianmom]

phone in bed show me what I need to see

[psychedealia]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be in a band and hear gay rumors about you and the guy youre secretly having sex with

[kosmogrl]

[nerdjpg]

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

[crazysodomite]

Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.

I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having.

And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[pseudomantis]

They should've just kept making the Wii forever

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners