Alexandrina ~

oh hey, didn't even see you there, well I hope you have a good time on this strange blog.... okay bye

[riverside--wren]

Benefits of dating chubby girls

Soft

Warm

Cute

[damned-woman-deactivated2024020]

THICC DUDES THO..

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[omghotmemes]

My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

[catchymemes]

[iamhannalashay]

Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[no-chill-at-all]

[gnarly]

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

[brucebocchi]

[earthdad]

a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*

me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:

[x-i-l-verify]

#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made of atoms!! they’re so small we can’t even see them’#i’m never talking down to children again i’ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amystiago]

+ 

[chaoticbiquarius-deactivated202]

The Simpsons better watch out, there’s a new psychic in town

[savagebeastrecords]

[donglethegoblin]

Geologist brain: yah don’t do this

Goblin brain: im gonna make some fuckin smors

[prof-grace-aspen]

Bold of you to assume geologists aren’t the reason they had to make this statement.

[goldenpeake]

Oh

[magickllama]

There’s not a huge difference tbh

[quarra]

Im not gonna lie, we straight up had a 20min conversation in my igneous and metamorphic petrology class about roasting marshmellows over lava/volcanos.

[hydro-homies]

Thank you

[niggazinmoscow]

these are outstanding points, but not the only reasons why abortion should be legal. it should be legal because no matter the circumstance, women should be able to do what they want with their bodies. that’s it

[missshae-deactivated20191018]

Reblogging for the last part