I Gave Into Peer Pressure.

I made a tumblr, so there

[filmphotofranz]

[thisiswhyidonthaveatumblr]

I think I could fix Angron I'm just gonna need a lot of ssri's and so that the sertaline can fistfight the nail in his brain

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[transhuman-priestess]

Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase

Vagina dentata, ain’t no passin’ craze

It means no dingdong, for the rest of your days

It’s a problem-free penectomy

Vagina dentata

[apostatively]

Find you a man so enraptured with your presence the devs have to patch him

[thisiswhyidonthaveatumblr]

the belief that man can surpass o brother where art thou as a film adaptation of the odyssey is the kind of hubris that got odysseus stuck on the sea for 10 years

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[penandinkprincess]

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

[rockitcat]

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

[penandinkprincess]

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

[terraswallows]

The boy who enjoyed fallout as a kid, still enjoys it as a woman.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I've been browsing carnivorous plant websites and I need everyone to see my new favorite "X for Scale" image:

PUT BABY IN NEPENTHES PITCHER.

Source

[telomeke]

[ID–

A large pitcher plant in a greenhouse. In the background are various other tropical plants, including one with a tall spray of small flowers.

The rim of the pitcher is attractively striped in different shades of rust, orange, yellow and pale green. The inside of the pitcher appears speckled. The outside is mostly a smooth green tube.

For scale, an adult (mostly out of frame) is holding a onesie-clad baby next to the pitcher plant. The pitcher is almost as large as the human infant, who is blithely oblivious to the carnivorous plant next to it.

End ID.]

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[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

pitcher Plant perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pitcher Plant. Put Baby In Pitcher Plant. no problems ever in pitccher plant because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apitcher Plant yes a place for a baby put baby in pitcher plant can trust plant for giveing good love to baby. friend plant

[dakkun39]

[godshideouscreation]

[eel-soup-moved-accounts]

nods rapidly while making direct eye contact with all of you

[keplercryptids]

[image description: an adorable drawing of Taako, Merle and Magnus as anthropomorphized versions of the animals they chose in Petals to the Metal. Taako is a mongoose with dark brown fur, a green wizard hat and matching cape, and a white dress. He’s holding a paw up to his mouth and smiling slightly with narrowed eyes at the viewer. Merle is a mostly brown owl with hair pulled into a bun, beard-like feathers, glasses, and one wooden wing. He’s holding a book under one wing and waving with a smile. Magnus is a brown bear with sideburn-like fur on his cheeks. He has a red bandanna tied around his neck and stars in his eyes as he happily pumps a fist into the air.]

[calder]

stop saying super mutants dont fuck. stop saying super mutants dont fuck. you think your clever? clever with your little factoids? you dont know dick from drywall. if you keep being this wrong about fallout lore i'll kill you

[gateguardian]

- The Master, Fallout (1995)

[creaturelingart]

friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

[creaturelingart]

bee wants their binky

[creaturelingart]

don't worry she's ok