Hocus Pocus

local witch and meme extraordinaire. I post random shit, follow if you want. Politics free page, 18+

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[leninthesixth]

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

[herssian]

Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too

i like villains because they're hot

[herssian]

oh yeah because i'm immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

[mizjoely]

Reblog if you too love villains because at your core you're immoral too

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[6qubed]

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

[multitrackdrifting]

tears in my eyes

[faelinetrash]

[tangled-sun]

My favorite favorite thing is when Shayne laughs so hard he makes this face

[suiheisen]

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread

[iamoutofideas]

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[orcflorist]

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

[orcboxer]

my seanoning

[ayeforscotland]

... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.

[thebeeess]

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[animentality]