I'd fuckin do it again

Try me

[justnoodlefishthings]

really confused as to how some cetaceans drink milk from their mothers without flexible lips

[justnoodlefishthings]

ok but now im stuck on imagining whale milk as like…yogurt…and it comes out like a soft serve machine

[justnoodlefishthings]

thank you! I have absolutely no use of this horrifying information other than I will now be haunted by thoughts of whales forcefully shooting toothpaste thick milk into their baby’s mouth like a go-gurt

[coat]

Gays can relate

[irons-in-the-web]

@coat Thank you that comment wiped the smile right off my face

[coat]

[mydeddyalabama]

u, joking w ur scorpio friend: haha ur so stupid lol!

ur  scorpio friend: i hope ur whole entire family dies you ugly ass bitch

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

trinity

the father

the son

the Holy spirit

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

[gordonm99]

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

[fixc-deactivated20160520]

timboblr is TOXIc

me, a harmless beepdeep shipper: salutations

AN EVIL SJW:

[catsofinstagram]

[fuks]

[yeehawlw]

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[thequantumqueer]

guys i found the best one

[antinb-deactivated20181027]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[i-am-horse-blog]

[becausebirds]

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

[follow Marnie on YouTube]

[pachycephalosauras]

IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

UHM

EXCUSE ME???

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me: 

[ironmaidenhead]

[beinggigantic]

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

[beinggigantic]

this one did u see it

[beinggigantic]

did u see this