always confused

F/25/INFP

[whisperashine]

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[i-will-write]

[bugtoat]

[neckkiss]

GROZA.

[recaption]

[unclefather]

maybe i would be happier to work if the work week was only 1 minute and i got a free beverage

[unclefather]

Bidet is a waste of money. I can come to your house with a mouth full of water and just spit hard

[karrasmania-archive]

judas by lady gaga has done more for the world than actual christianity has

[karrasmania-archive]

the crowd has spoken, replace the songs in the church choirs with religious themed lady gaga songs

[100493503004422]

really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

[gremlingirlsmell]

pizza tower toppins crossing your dash

[twinprime]

sometimes i’ll be going about my day and then i’ll remember that in spanish they call their partner/soulmate “mi media naranja” (my half-orange) and i have to just. sit for a second

[twinprime]

mi media naranja… 🍊

[motheatenmoonlight]

suddenly viscerally remembered when I was in first grade and decided that “I got a boo boo” was too childish of a way to communicate to my mom that I’d gotten hurt.

I was a bookish kid though, so instead I switched to “mommy, I’ve been wounded” which in retrospect must’ve been a little odd to hear from a six-year-old.

[alexadelphia-official]

[silverfreckle]

[agneseguido]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[winternow]