((Dairy cows are born with horns, which means Lia has them too. She generally doesn’t use them a lot, but once in a while she does.
And when she does it *always* hurts someone.))
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((Dairy cows are born with horns, which means Lia has them too. She generally doesn’t use them a lot, but once in a while she does.
And when she does it *always* hurts someone.))
((I have it somewhere, but also gonna say it now. Lia’s main assets (in combat) are her physical power and her self regeneration. Thanks to being full of healing milk most of the time she can take a stab, kick and punch with the best of them. And her animalian traits let her have brutish strength. She prefers to weild dual short maces as her primary weapons, then armored gauntlets as a close second, and finally bare fists and hooves.
She can kick major ass.))
“Come one come all for the magical healing power of one blessed by the milk maiden. A magic potion that cures all wounds! Come up for a fabulous demonstration of its healing powers!” She putting on a show, sales must have been slow.
((I have it somewhere, but also gonna say it now. Lia’s main assets (in combat) are her physical power and her self regeneration. Thanks to being full of healing milk most of the time she can take a stab, kick and punch with the best of them. And her animalian traits let her have brutish strength. She prefers to weild dual short maces as her primary weapons, then armored gauntlets as a close second, and finally bare fists and hooves.
She can kick major ass.))
Send “muddy boots” for my muse to jump around in mud puddles.
Send “muddy boots” for my muse to jump around in mud puddles.
I started playing Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town and I LOVE THIS GAME 🥺 Everything about it is so cute! I got my first strawberry cow 🍓🐮🥰
((Also to the new arrivals, if you wanna see mega Milkies exposed try the lewd sin blog @lewdmissbovine ))
i would die for her
Send “I’ve got you” to help my muse wash off blood from their body
((I’m just imagining Lia joining a gang or something and going ‘out’ with the leader.
The leader comes back bloody, and clothes cut up, but visually unharmed. They ask ‘boss what happened’
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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
Send my muse a kink and they’ll rate it DOPE or NOPE.
Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!
some people like gritty realism. me? I like that slippery, slippery unhinged fantasy. low viscosity make-believe. well-oiled bullshit. lubed-up whimsy.
((As she is part cow, and was partially raised in a barn, Lia has no fear of getting dirty. And frequently in her travels, if it rains, will have mud caked up her legs from walking the roads.
When she gets to town/a source of safe and clean water, she’ll clean up, but if she can’t then so be it.))
((Even sillier her, I’m imagining a really hot day where she’s melting from the heat.
She finds a mud puddle and it’s just *splat*. Instantly.))
Send “(‿ˠ‿)” For my muse to sit on yours.
Feet free to specify which part they’ll sit on or “(‿ˠ‿) + Reversed” for their reaction to being sat on by your muse.
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