I was talking with a coworker today and she just casually throws in, âI still have that bucket of eyeballs in the back too.â
Iâm sorryâŚâŚâŚ..you have WHAT?!
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I was talking with a coworker today and she just casually throws in, âI still have that bucket of eyeballs in the back too.â
Iâm sorryâŚâŚâŚ..you have WHAT?!
Sex Ed in the South
Based on an actual conversation I had with a couple of students today.
Girl 1: Miss, I have a weird question. I know itâs kinda inappropriate but I really donât know the answer.
Me: Okay.....
Girl 1 (with the utmost sincerity): Can you get pregnant from giving a blowjob?
Me: âŚâŚ..Are you serious?
Girl 1: Ya, I went to school in Georgia for 7th grade and they didnât do sex ed.
Me: No, you cannot get pregnant. You can still catch STIs though.
Girl 2: See, I told you. I may be a lesbian, but I still know that.
Me [internally]: Girl, same.
We were talking about how everything is made out of atoms of elements today and one kidâs reaction got me. âYouâre telling me Iâm not made out of dirt and water?! God lied to me! Iâm gonna sue.â
Guess the grade:
Miss! I need to go to the nurse. I just did my ninja moves and now my stomach hurts.
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day â even the littlest thing counts
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Agree 100%.
ABSOLUTELY
Out of all the cool stuff that mythbusters ever shot on high speed camera, shooting a soccer ball at 60mph out of a truck traveling 60mph is one of my favorites
Just look at it. It is the most perfect visual representation of Newtonâs 2nd law of physics Iâve ever seen. The ball, which was shot out of a CANNON, drops straight down. Two equal and opposite velocities completely canceling each other out, leaving the soccer ball to drop to the earth with a net velocity of 0. Sir issac newton would be proud to tears of this gif.
And yet this âmythâ is nothing more than basic physics at work. A 10 year old with an interest in science could have told us this is possible. 60mph in one direction minus 60mph the exact opposite direction is 0. Basic.
But what makes this so frieken cool is the fact that they went through all the trouble to actually demonstrate the invisible laws that govern the way our universe works. To get this shot both the soccer ball and the truck had to be moving at the exact same speed. Real world variables make that extremely difficult to pull off. It took them hundreds of attempts to get it right. They went through all that trouble to âproveâ something we have known as fact for hundreds of yearsďżź. And we get this amazing gif to watch as a result.
Mythbusters is incredible. Science is incredible. And the fact that this experiment in physics can be used in science classes for years and years to come to help children learn about physics is incredible.
I think some parents and community members need a reality check
Many parents and people in the community seem to be under the impression that schools are going to be perfectly safe to return to because of all the extra precautions and equipment. The following is an account from a middle school teacher who teaches at a public school that is normally populated by about 1500 kids. Weâre pretty middle of the road. Not a âbadâ enough school to get the heavy investment of state and federal money, but not âgoodâ enough that we have a bunch of parent and community donations. We rely solely on what is provided by the district.
The dristrict/state promised:
Desks would be 6ft apart as much as possible
Class sizes would be smaller to limit cross contact between kids
Masks would always be on
PPE and sanitizarion equipment would be provided in excess
Facilities would constantly be cleaned
Mass gatherings (lunches/breakfasts) would be limited and restructured from years past
The reality so far:
Classes exactly the same size if not bigger than last year.
Desks donât even have 1 ft between them because of how many have to be in a room
Children being allowed exemptions/no punitive actions being allowed to be enforced for kids refusing to wear masks
One gallon of hand sanitizer per classroom
No gloves
Two 50-packs of hand sanitizing wipes per teacher. To be clear, we are supposed to sanitize every desk between every class. These wonât even get us through day one. We were not provided with any other surface cleaners.
No soap or paper towels for hand washing in classrooms
Lunch and breakfast procedures were only released today, the Friday before our physical return to campus and they are exactly the same as previous years.
There are no class âpodsâ or staggered transitions. All students will flood campus at the same time in a mad dash to change classes. Oh but donât worry, they have one minute less of passing time.
Some side notes that are already concerning regarding cleanliness and safety:
With only half of the staff on campus and no children in the building, the classroomsâ trash hasnât been emptied all week. The teachers have been required to be on campus unless we have an exemption so there is trash.
The staff bathroom is already out of toilet paper and paper towels and has been for two days. I canât imagine what the student bathrooms will be like
The FM mic that needs to be worn for deaf/hard of hearing students is supposed to be shared between each of the studentsâ 7 teachers and just wiped off with alcohol wipes in betweeen. I have yet to be provided with these wipes.
We have been told we have to be out of the very limited sanitation supplies before we can request more, but it will take about 2 days for them to arrive
Teachers were given 1 single layer nylon face mask each
We arenât allowed to send students to the nurse or front office and instead have to call and have someone come to our classroom. As of 4:45 when I left campus today, the Friday before our Monday return, the phone and intercom system in our building wasnât working
The ac is not working in an entire building on campus and is also out in many individual classrooms. (I teach in south Florida where opening a window for airflow is not really an option due to rain and heat)
I understand that public schools do in fact provide a picnic funded service and need to have an option to be open. But donât bullshit everyone and lie to constituents by saying itâs going to be safe when everyone who has ever worked in a public school in any capacity knows itâs just not possible. Parents donât know what theyâre sending their kids back to. Tell the truth so people can actually make an informed decision.
For Abby and all my teacher friends,
As much as I canât wait to go back, I would love answers to these questions!
Betsy DeVos, we have a few questions for you:
⢠If a teacher tests positive for COVID-19 are they required to quarantine for 2-3 weeks? Is their sick leave covered, paid?
⢠If that teacher has 5 classes a day with 30 students each, do all 150 of those students need to then stay home and quarantine for 14 days?
⢠Do all 150 of those students now have to get tested? Who pays for those tests? Are they happening at school? How are the parents being notified? Does everyone in each of those kids' families need to get tested? Who pays for that?
⢠What if someone who lives in the same house as a teacher tests positive? Does that teacher now need to take 14 days off of work to quarantine? Is that time off covered? Paid?
⢠Where is the district going to find a substitute teacher who will work in a classroom full of exposed, possibly infected students for substitute pay?
⢠Substitutes teach in multiple schools. What if they are diagnosed with COVID-19? Do all the kids in each school now have to quarantine and get tested? Who is going to pay for that?
⢠What if a student in your kid's class tests positive? What if your kid tests positive? Does every other student and teacher they have been around quarantine? Do we all get notified who is infected and when? Or because of HIPAA regulations are parents and teachers just going to get mysterious âmay have been in contactâ emails all year long?
⢠What is this stress going to do to our teachers? How does it affect their health and well-being? How does it affect their ability to teach? How does it affect the quality of education they are able to provide? What is it going to do to our kids? What are the long-term effects of consistently being stressed out?
⢠How will it affect students and faculty when the first teacher in their school dies from this? The first parent of a student who brought it home? The first kid?
⢠How many more people are going to die, that otherwise would not have if we had stayed home longer?
30% of the teachers in the US are over 50. About 16% of the total deaths in the US are people between the ages of 45-65.
We are choosing to put our teachers in danger.
We're not paying them more.
We aren't spending anywhere near the right amount to protect them. And in turn, we are putting ourselves and our kids in danger.
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This perfectly sums up whatâs gonna happen next year and it makes me ANGRY! What kind of parentâya know what, forget parentâwhat kind of PERSON is just cool with this?! You know how many teachers are in the at risk group of dying from this virus? Picture a teacher in your mind. Go ahead. Chances are you have brought to mind an individual who is in their mid to late 50s, maybe even 60s. Even if youâre picturing a relatively young person that you believe to be a beacon of health, they could have immune problems, or could be going home to older or immune comprised family. Or maybe they could be that wonderfully heathy young person who contracts COVID and recovers but not before developing life-long lung issues. Statistically speaking though, 1 out of every 5 public school teachers is 55 years or older which means a greatly increased risk of serious complications and death. I know out of the team of teachets that I work with about half of them that I can list off the top of my head fall into one of those two categories. And those are just the ones whose ages/health issues I know.
The very limited information I have received from my district basically says that âevery effortâ will be made to keep children and teachers safe while simultaneously saying that no extra money will be allowed for the things that would be necessary to create safe classroom conditions. At least with other essential workers, there is an expectation that things will be as safe as possible (like mandatory masks and limited crowds and physical contact). For teachers, weâre not just being asked to do our job while wearing a mask; we are being asked to do our jobs while not being able to use most of the teaching methods we were taught make a good teacher. Oh, and all of that in about half the time because you will also have to use a good portion of time enforcing/disciplining the mask problem, cleaning and sanitizing, and following new procedures. And most of it will probably end up being for nothing because weâll end up online again pretty quickly. But hey, money right?
Letâs face it, the only reason people want kids back on school is the free babysitting. Most people donât seem to care one bit about the actual beings in the classroom whether itâs the teachers or the children.
2020 Mood
Literally me as a science teacher right now
Big same.
Spring time change is just worrying that somehow you set your clocks wrong and are actually just an hour early as you drive to work in the dark.
âPerfect Attendance in the Time of Coronavirusâ is my forthcoming magical realism novel.
Seriously though. A kid came to school with a 102 degree fever and stayed all day. I didnât see them till last period of the day and by that point they couldnât call parents or send them home. Oh, and 2/3 bathrooms on our campus donât have soap so this is all shaping up to be a great time over the next couple weeks.
How is it only FEBRUARY!
So far THIS MONTH (like the past 5 days), we have had
Group of 8th graders sneak a bottle of vodka on campus and proceed to get trashed
Huge bus stop fight
Girl was found huddled on the floor of the bathroom with blankets and a pillow while she had Netflix going on her phone and was smoking a joint
Fight during PE that left a kid with a broken nose and so much blood everywhere that we had to call an ambulance
9 cops showed up to campus to arrest a kid for possession; said kid swung on a deputy, hopped the fence and ran
Fire alarm was pulled and the whole school was evacuated
Someone air dropped a video of 2 of the 8th graders having sex to the whole school
A boy flooded the boys bathroom in one building and tore a urinal off the wall in another, leaving one functional boys restroom outside of the locker rooms (did I mention we have 1500 students?)
And so many other minor incidents I canât even remember. We havenât even reached spring break yet. They arenât supposed to start with this shit until at least March. I canât imagine what itâs gonna be like when tearing season starts. But I guess this is what happens when 20% of the staff is made up of substitutes that come and go and all of the classes are overcrowded because we donât have eneough physical space or teachers for the amount of kids.
Next Friday should be fun when the kids will be all hyped up on Valentineâs Day candy and middle school relationship drama.