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"I always tell the girls don't take it too seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun." -- Sarah. 22.

[astarkofwinterfelll]

Reblog if you’d love to see Carrie Fisher strangle Donald Trump to death with a chain

[jusketuntrunked]

At first I didn’t understand the context and I was like “kinda specific but sure yeah I’m down”

[thefatlannister]

U.S. Treasury: We’re gonna take Alexander Hamilton of the $10

Lin-Manuel Miranda: 

U.S. Treasury:

[librarianed]

Exactly how it happened

[totalparksandrec]

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[madnessorgreatness]

Okay, but what is this joke about? Is it about how hard it is to find bathrooms in the city? Is it about how New Yorkers think that everything is easy to find? Is it how people who aren’t from New York can’t with the grid system? Is it about hot dog carts? What is the true target of this joke?!?!

[febunny-deactivated20160830]

“i have sex with my bestfriend but no homo” ????

[hashtagloveloses]

WHOOMP THERE IT IS

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[ponycamp]

[cinegasmic]

about me

[yungp0ny-blog]

Such an important vine

[phasered]

i keep telling boys that ask me out on dates that I haven’t seen The Force Awakens so that I can go see it again for free. I’m about to go see it for the 6th time

[phasered]

good news my friends! it was just as good the 6th time

[hashtagloveloses]

if a man ever asks what women really want, show him this post

[weloveshortvideos]

[madnessorgreatness]

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME

[popprincesses]

this tweet is everything

[raptorific]

Mental illness is all in your head. Heart disease is all in your chest. Glaucoma is all in your eye. I already know which parts of the human body can have a problem. I am going to do great on my first day at medical school. 

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[snorlaxatives]

good morning cruel world

[the-little-engine-that-couldnt]

Don’t you mean goodbye?

[snorlaxatives]

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

[fishyfellow]

This really cheered me up

[rafael-silva]

Ryan Reynolds interviews Hugh Jackman.