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Reblog if youād love to see Carrie Fisher strangle Donald Trump to death with a chain
At first I didnāt understand the context and I was like ākinda specific but sure yeah Iām downā
U.S. Treasury: Weāre gonna take Alexander Hamilton of the $10
Lin-Manuel Miranda:Ā
U.S. Treasury:
Exactly how it happened
me: whereās the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there youāll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rdā¦you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th thereās a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an heāll let you in aight
me: thanks. Iāll just piss in the street
Okay, but what is this joke about? Is it about how hard it is to find bathrooms in the city? Is it about how New Yorkers think that everything is easy to find? Is it how people who arenāt from New York canāt with the grid system? Is it about hot dog carts? What is the true target of this joke?!?!
āi have sex with my bestfriend but no homoā ????
WHOOMP THERE IT IS
Today is Copernicusās 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said āHey, what if the Earth went around the sun?ā To which the Catholic Church replied āHey, what if we set you on fire?āĀ
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i keep telling boys that ask me out on dates that I havenāt seen The Force Awakens so that I can go see it again for free. Iām about to go see it for the 6th time
good news my friends! it was just as good the 6th time
if a man ever asks what women really want, show him this post
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME
this tweet is everything
Mental illness is all in your head. Heart disease is all in your chest. Glaucoma is all in your eye. I already know which parts of the human body can have a problem. I am going to do great on my first day at medical school.Ā
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Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
good morning cruel world
Donāt you mean goodbye?
no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but iām still kickinā
This really cheered me up
Ryan Reynolds interviews Hugh Jackman.