froyo yolo

i have 20 million hyperfixtations..

[lillian-nator001]

sam and misa being obsessed with making out, just like loosing hours to it

like actually being addicted to it, like it's a real issue going into the off season. like ofc they're young men, they like to jerk each other off and shit. but man. there's nothing to them like making out, its like crack.

they know exactly what gets the other going, what gets them hot. Mike likes to bite at Sam's skin, all around his neck and jaw and lips. Sam likes to lick into Misa's mouth, feel at his teeth, grab at his jaw.

They started kissing before they started dating. It was convenient, it was good. Now they do it all the time. In hotel rooms, in Toff's living room, in the kitchen, in every room of sam's apartment, in the car, in the pool, on the ice after practice.. the list goes on and on.

They offer to each other, or just pull each other into it. But since, probably, December, they haven't gone half a day without making out. And I mean making out not just kissing. It's thrumming under their skin at all times.

They're addicted to it. They get moody without it.

Good luck in the off season boys

[breakawayinthebay]

the progression from That’s Life post-olympics to Loving Life Again post-season is actually so real and funny of him

[verumtensio]

macklin: my favorite snack is gum, i don't know what my favorite movie is, i've never been to a concert, i'm not sure if i use shampoo or not i'll have to think about it, i woke up at 5am when i was a kid and skated and skated and ran up hills and stare at the puck, i was homeschooled and played hockey mostly, and then i went to hockey school for hockey and played hockey there, and then i wen't to college for hockey, i don't read every day i play hockey, i'm gonna relax more this summer unlike last summer so i will day drink every day for (1) week and then sign up for yet another international hockey tournament, why are you looking at me like that i am normal!! I know who princess diana is!

enter will smith: here eat this banana bread and dubai chocolate i made, and let's go to a fancy italian restaurant, you haven't seen american pie?? ok lets watch that, and all these other ones, and here we'll go golfing and then go to this new cafe that opened up, and we should start a board game night, and let's have a book club (dw we can listen to the audiobook together while we hit each other with ping pong balls), and lets create and obstacle course and see who can win, and then we can drive around and run errands. and also hockey is still there too, don't worry!

[madsfroyoyolo]

love it also funny bc to me cherny is puppy coded and smitty is cat coded

HELP. no i so see this bc wdym wsh who is probably one of the least physical players is a dog lover while you have a 6’2 almost 200lb hockey player who is an angel baby whisker kitten princess

[madsfroyoyolo]

hey so the rangers and the caps play the sharks back to back nights both at the tank. the capitals have a game against the ducks on the sunday, which means leno would be in cali saturday night. and the rangers play the blackhawks the thursday night, so theoretically gabe could be in san jose friday night

BC LINE REUNION

[nousxpige]

​i hated everyone on london but i liked dick daughter or i keep him loose son

[nosurprisetome]

okay like really and truly i did not see the kk and will resemblance until just now scrolling laila's tiktok and this hit me like a truck

[madsfroyoyolo]

why is his feed kinda aesthetic

[madsfroyoyolo]

imagining a beautiful canadian olympic line with bedsy, mack, and mckenna. three beautiful first overall picks from the 2023, 2024, and 2026 drafts

oh that’s not enough! the top line left defensemen schaef is also, a canadian first overall pick from the 2025 draft

and the potential first overall pick in the 2027 draft, oh look it’s a canadian right defensemen!

the canadian 1OA polycule

[kbsnoopy]

someone said will not training with mack will somehow affect line chemmy i disagree bc did they train together last summer im pretty sure they did not and last season line chemmy was off the charts sooooo i disagree 😼 also mack’s contract affect line chemmy like whaaaaaa im confused someone explain how that would affect chemistry 🙃

[normal-behavior]

[phoebebrxdgers]

ur note about will being the one to talk to the refs and other players is so interesting to me like wow… i don’t see it pushed in the media all that often like mack’s imminent captaincy but he really is pushing for a leadership position…. like that is THEIR team!!

well YES and their desperation to be seen as a #hockeyduo. like sorry but posting a joint hype edit is probably one of the funniest willmack moments of all time. but it really speaks to how badly they want to be seen as a package deal. we talk about mack gunning for the C a lot but we need to start talking about will gunning for the A. and how he only wants to be the alternate to mack’s captain and how i’m sureeeee they’re in gmmgs office with a shitty powerpoint about how they both need letters and can’t do it without the other etc etc etc. and i think a mack c/will a would be beneficial for both of them. as i said in my last ask ive already seen will make subtle moves to step towards leadership. and i think he would do a good job as mack’s a talking him off a ledge (à la rookie year every time they were losing). and on that topic. mack has also (seemingly) matured a ton since last season.

like he used to be going through the horrors on the bench 24/7 flipping his shit whenever they were down, and you’d see will talking him down from suicide. and now we see him laughing when they’re down by 2 and ella langley posting despite losing the olympics and not making the playoffs and etc etc etc. obviously he’s still young and has a lot of room to grow and mature, but as an outsider i’m impressed with where he is compared to last year.

anyway tldr they are desperate to be sold as a box set, bonded pair do not separate and proud of it!

[nandassworld]

Another day... And we back to spiraling about line chemmy and fights.

I need the season to start like right now so we can go back to gay smelling salts and matching outfits talks please

[jaesawalth]

oh my god

twt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[madsfroyoyolo]

I see the whole time anons (or maybe just one anon) say „there was someone on X“ but they never share the link. 🤨

Does this post even exist??

yeah.. like the people on x will say whatever they want just to get attention. i would like to see the post and also proof that this person even is an employee like come on

[dreamedofyou]

Watched this latest interview with Alex Nedeljkovic and he got asked what his top all-time starting lineup would be (3 forwards and 2 d-men) if he could only pick from his current or former teammates (not just the NHL but the other leagues he played in as well) - basically, anyone he's ever played on a team with.

Just as a reminder, since the 2018/19 season Nedeljkovic has played for the following NHL teams: the Canes, the Red Wings, the Penguins and now the Sharks. So keep their rosters in mind.

His first two answers for forwards were the usual suspects: Sid and Mack.

Then he had trouble deciding on the third but this is how the conversation went from there:

1. After he got clarification that they were looking for someone who would complement Sid and Mack the best, there was absolutely NO hesitation in saying it's Will.

2. He's basically putting Will on the same level as Svechnikov - a guy who's 5 years older than Will, is undoubtedly his team's second best player (this last season he was 2nd in goals scored, trailing after 1st by only 1 goal; 3rd in points scored, trailing after 2nd only by 1 point) and literally just won a Stanley Cup with the Canes.

3. Can't talk about Will without mentioning the chemistry with Mack lmao.

Also, after he picks all five players (Sid, Mack, Will, Slavin and Mo Seider) he finishes with: "I think those five guys would be pretty hard to beat. You could put those five up against almost anybody, I think."

😌

[madsfroyoyolo]

cherny cat lover vs will smith dog lover