Mads of the Moon

(25) she/her pfp by @pastacrylic

[pissvortex]

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Part two of stuff I (and you) like in baseball

Base runner who is standing so close to the next base (I wonder if he’ll steal)

@monterigatoni

@marberytyphoon

@underdogsanctuary (I had to look up the death pose lol)

@wifesantos

these are a lot of fun sorry they’re lower quality than the first ones

[missrockyqo]

Happy pride! I came out as trans 3 years ago, I knew I was asexual for awhile, and after my egg cracked I realized I was lesbian too.

[mamaofvvitches]

Every girl deserves to have a nice slow transition period into waking up with some tender early morning snuggles while she gets to work nursing on her mom’s breasts. A hand free to knead the other one not currently in her mouth and sweet words of encouragement whispered in her ear in between each kiss planted on her face

[milkyenthusiast]

IDEAL SCHEDULE:

8:00 am: wake up, head lodged against my lover's fat fucking tits

8:30-10:00: morning tiddyfuck/breastfeeding

10:00-12:00: just kinda chill, maybe play a game. absent mindedly grope her boobs

12:00-1:30 pm: afternoon tiddyfuck/breastfeeding

1:30-5:00: more chilling and absent minded boob groping

5-6:30: early evening tiddyfuck/breastfeeding

6:30-8:30: sole moment of actual productive work all day

8:30-12:00 tiddyfucking/groping/breastfeeding until i pass out

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[yellowlikelemons]

hfghghhgg mom that forces you to nurse because it's "theraputic" for you and she's trying to turn you small and needy and innocent

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

under laboratory conditions we've actually proven that it's possible for a tumblr user to tag funnier as a system on a post not already about plurality, but i don't think we'll see an occurrence in the real world for years, if ever.

[segamascott]

[inversedictionary]

[uncomfortablecliche]

[r0zeclawz]

the awesome ability

[gyagu-deactivated20190203]

[tamamita]

what is the muslim opinion on idols?

Halal

[talbatross]

do u guys play minecraft

[fastidious-squeaky-meeper]

@magicratfingers

[magicratfingers]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[ashes2caches]

transfem who just got herself a cute new pair of underwear :) (it’s the sentient tentacle underwear that gropes her and sticks stuff up her ass whenever it gets bored)

[dragoncommunion]

(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes

(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍

[dragoncommunion]

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout