Poop

Maegan Shandy

[sketchamagowza-blog]

[dreamdoe]

honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby?? 

[teenscoolest]

it always happens to me lmao

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

[mishasminions]

POKEMON GOGH

[sprousetwinsblog]

[taupey]

sugar buddy: your totally platonic rich friend who gives u expensive gifts 

[andromedafalls]

a literal pay pal

[unclefather]

[thebootydiaries]

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[unshrink]

*claims to know the song but actually only knows the chorus*

[hosuggestion]

me: i’m a hoe also me: never goes out, has never seen a boy in real life, doesn’t like when people touch me

[maeggriffin-blog]

Why the fuck isn't there enough cookie dough in cookie dough ice cream

[tahthetrickster]

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

(source)

[goodfemalecharacters]

@moodleyoodley

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[gangstur-love-deactivated201606]

this is real!

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

😂😂😂

[linrenzo]

GOD

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]