okay

I'm Maeghan. If loving Anders Lindback is wrong, I don't wanna be right (because he's my favorite)!!!

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[im-so-3008]

[residentgoodgirl]

[7mangoes]

YEET

[jacquelineshyde]

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

M O O D +

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[thee-boo-cocky]

him: “come over”

me: “what do you wanna do?”

him: “whatever you want 😏”

me:

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

Hewwo! this is youw captain spweaking.. we awe appwoaching the bewmuda twiangle! \(´・ω・`\)

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

HEWW— gdsdfhgasz9,,dghag65222]’’skdghawto34;pj6256'6

[peppapigvevo]

[sagethesailor]

[cat-memes-only]

[thatadult]

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

mood

[loosesealbluths]

[heyyyybrother]

[keatonpatti]

[vaginomics]