Mae's insane

Here I'm really just reblogging whatever, if you want to see anything but random reblogs go to my art blog instead <3

[sizvideos]

You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video

[orlyofhousesnark]

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“okay make a straight intelligence check” “I got a nine” “now make a gay intelligence check” “okay I- wait what?”

[garrulus]

do you ever wanna watch a movie that for some reason you never watched and you go searching for it and it turns out it was made in like…2014….and you’re like…is time even real or what?

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[saatanantonttu]

@rebel-sorsa @silveridge

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(After defeating a monster living In the sewers at the request of the town’s guard) Barbarian: We should make it look like that it wasn’t too easy… Ranger: Ok. Punch me in the face!

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[givinginandsigningup]

So I actually had to really concentrate to read behind the printed date, but it looks like the intended punchline is “Why so sour?”

[garfield-comic]

Garfield - 2018-08-27

[minniti]

straight people will try so hard to erase anything gay you can have two boys rolling around in the grass and they gotta explain it like:

[handbasketofdreams]

Just bros being grass inspectors.

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

[catsofinstagram]

[mollymerula]

that post going around about “ofc” is distressing me and like 60 million other people so just know that when i say “ofc” i always just mean “of course” and never “of fucking course”

[apolonisaphrodisia]

Blue Baby Octopus 

[apolonisaphrodisia]

THIS mural in Vancouver… 

“i share everything about tentacles art for more than 10 years”

[futurist]

Make It Gay Marvel

[ghost-in-a-player-piano]

The last gif is whatever the opposite of gay panic is.

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Gay Exhiliration™️

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this made my knight