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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

rockabillywife

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

emrysbyers

One thing about merlin....he is Not having a good time

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

paranormal-taters

MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!

WONDERFUL NEWS!!

NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!

paranormal-taters

ihadtomakethisaccount

what if you were a CARDINAL and you were BISEXUAL and ANOREXIC and SUICIDAL and you had PROSTATE CANCER and you ex-boyfriend was BALD and a COWARD and this new guy did yoga by CANDLELIGHT but he’s the POPE and there was an EXPLOSION

#conclave

steadynightruins

emolgana

incredible stuff happening out there

icecream-noodle

Anthony Albanese addresses the nation

knifefightscene

humanoidhistory

The Colossi of Memnon at the necropolis of Thebes, Egypt, 1965, during the seasonal flooding of the Nile. Photo by Eliot Elisofon. (Smithsonian)

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?