Swagnus Chase and The Guacamole of Alaska.

Q&A blog but also my main, and to all incorrect qoutes blogs, you are allowed to quote my 3 am brain spewings. The picture i'm using as my avatar was drawn by Aarlot (credit were credit is due) also this blogs original name was : sarcasticinspace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Okay, so you're aromatic and aromantic. Are you also aerodynamic?

let’s find out! *defenestrates self*

[sailornasa]

there are such a small amount of people that can understand this post instantly and theyre all on this fucking website

[spideyyeet]

Please do your research! There is so much misinformation out there and a lot of lies.

Everyone should know the truth so please try to know as much as you can so you can spread awareness and help!

Free Palestine🇵🇸✌️

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[mag-and-cheese]

🔙???? Back to where????

[mehmumsawitch]

I was today years old when I realized Neville forgot his robes

[valtsv]

hero: *refuses to kill the extremely dangerous and evil villain because ‘i’m better than that’*

me:

[mag-and-cheese]

You could have tagged this as BNHA but'cha didn't

[petruchio]

every morning i wake up, i stretch, i open tumblr.com, i think “how can i antagonize rick riordan today”

[karlrincon]

COVID-19 Mood!

[ferrerocheese]

Magnus Chase with a headband

[mag-and-cheese]

Finally someone who speaks my language

[dankmemeuniversity]

[abigailannsblog-deactivated2021]

I have a question. Sometimes I feel like I’m She/her. But other times I feel like I’m They/them. IDK what's wrong with me? it's like I can’t decide what I am?

[total-fangirl-trash]

It’s called being a demigirl. Sometimes you’re female, sometimes you’re nonbinary.

[abigailannsblog-deactivated2021]

I had no idea :)

[kiapet2]

Could you please reblog this if you actually like The Tyrant’s Tomb/The Trials Of Apollo? Every time I read a new book I love it and come onto this godsforsaken sight looking to geek out about it, only to be hit with wave after wave of negativity. It’s fucking exhausting.

[californiannostalgia]

AU: Lester Papadopoulos as a dnd character

He's a squishy low-level bard who goes around telling people he used to be a god. No one really believes him (even though he can inexplicably cast Divine Intervention). But they all just go along with it because this bard nearly dies and passes out all the time, and they feel a little bad for the kid who doesn't seem to know how to stay down.

Spoiler alert: he's an actual god.

[literallyjusttoa]

This is the most canon, non-canon thing I’ve ever seen

[literallyjusttoa]

Guys

What if Apollo keeps the Arrow of Dodoma after he becomes immortal again, but doesn’t tell anyone that they can talk, so everyone thinks Apollo’s gone insane

Apollo: idk man I just think fish deserve rights

Arrow of dodona: While I seeth thou’s points, thou must realize thy fish haveth no brains

Apollo: I mean, yeah, but why should that stop them from being treated fairly?

Artemis, watching this whole interaction: Holy shit he’s gone insane he’s talking to an arrow oh my-

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stimman4000]

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[moonkitty]

Imagine showing this to a peasant from 1576

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Imagine showing this to me, a peasant in 2019. Holy shit!

[teenagerposts]

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

[bisexualsogeking]

they’re best friends