I was able to meet a group of great people

maybe i'm just so cool i wanna die i'm not fun at parties

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why he just grabbing that mf?????

[jame7t]

The hell is happening

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thelostpretzel]

[duckdotcom]

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

[duckdotcom]

i just don't want you guys to get hurt

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jame7t]

Guys I think the sickness may claim me

[jame7t]

These disloyal bloggers will inherit nothing of my kingdom of notes

[hotvampireadjacent]

[evilwizard]

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

[miseria-fortes-viros]

uhhh i guess that’s reasonable. how long? maybe five to ten seconds?

[evilwizard]

longer. *aside, to my minion* how long does it take to set up the heinous device?

[evil-charoite]

(in a stage whisper) three minutes if we're speedrunning it.

[evilwizard]

*back to the hero* just picking a number at random here. let’s say three minutes

[jame7t]

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

[i-say-not-ok]

not ok!!

[gimmickbloghunter]

gimmick blog detected

[jame7t]

Take the shot.

[zeinfeld]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[valtsv]

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

[valtsv]

philosophy undergrads when an evil wizard invents another new way to torture people

[bettedavisgf]

want to cry for real

[that-house]

they're so right... kitties are experts at soft...

[weevilsdaily]

weevil 192

[onlinebeast]

Put your hands together for Weevil 192 everybody

[jame7t]

tangerine

oh these are good. anon sent me a whole set of words of rage disguised as delicious fruits

[jame7t]

except this one, which says megan