Magic And Mayhem

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Do you guys want to see a half finished demigod head cannon au I’ve had in my drafts for months? ADHD made me fixate, and then I gave up lol

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Ok , so I was planning on doing a post on the bats as different Epic the musical songs, but I’m actually struggling a lot more than I thought I would, because so many of the songs are so applicable to multiple characters. Like , for example, I was going to do Tim as Monster, from like the whole Time stream thing, but also Evil Future Tim, and have Jason (robin) as Legendary, with the whole looking up to Dick as a role model thing and ‘Robin gives me magic’. HOWEVER, I then thought about the other way around also fits so well with Tim left alone as a kid, and being looked down on during his Robin time and stuff and wanting to be like his predecessors and keep Gotham safe. This also works with Jason’s Red hood arc as well. NOT ONLY THAT , but the song My Goodbye, as I originally thought it for Steph (Robin) and Bruce , with B wanting a professional relationship and firing her , and all that. BUT THEN, I thought what about that but with Dick and Bruce, him outgrowing Robin and leaving to become Nightwing, and his perception of Bruce not wanting to change from how he made Dick to be as Robin. The only one I am pretty confident with is Damian (League days) as Little Wolf. I think. I don’t know . What do you guys want?

Tim and Jason

Tim - Legendary, Jason - Monster

Tim - monster, Jason - legendary

Different combination

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

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My goodbye

Steph and Bruce

Dick and Bruce

Other

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

[magic-mischief-mayhem-me]

Ok , so I was planning on doing a post on the bats as different Epic the musical songs, but I’m actually struggling a lot more than I thought I would, because so many of the songs are so applicable to multiple characters. Like , for example, I was going to do Tim as Monster, from like the whole Time stream thing, but also Evil Future Tim, and have Jason (robin) as Legendary, with the whole looking up to Dick as a role model thing and ‘Robin gives me magic’. HOWEVER, I then thought about the other way around also fits so well with Tim left alone as a kid, and being looked down on during his Robin time and stuff and wanting to be like his predecessors and keep Gotham safe. This also works with Jason’s Red hood arc as well. NOT ONLY THAT , but the song My Goodbye, as I originally thought it for Steph (Robin) and Bruce , with B wanting a professional relationship and firing her , and all that. BUT THEN, I thought what about that but with Dick and Bruce, him outgrowing Robin and leaving to become Nightwing, and his perception of Bruce not wanting to change from how he made Dick to be as Robin. The only one I am pretty confident with is Damian (League days) as Little Wolf. I think. I don’t know . What do you guys want?

Tim and Jason

Tim - Legendary, Jason - Monster

Tim - monster, Jason - legendary

Different combination

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

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Tim: *Figured the bats identities when he was just a child, as well as their patrol routes. *

Tim : *became CEO of Wayne Enterprises as a teenager and successfully lead it while Bruce was lost in the time stream*

Tim : *figured out Bruce was not dead, and with no support form his family or the JL, Tracked him down to get him back, outsmarting Ra’s in the process*

Also Tim: Hey Jason? You know how flamingos are pink because the food they eat has a lot of pink pigment in it?

Jason: Yes…?

Tim: How much Bioluminescence do you think I would need to eat to become a human glow stick like Duke?

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Bats and their assorted partners being translators for their non verbal moments

Bruce, at a jl meeting, : Hrn

Clark : He’s disappointed with your lack of punctuality

Dick , meeting a child, : *Chirps*

Wally : he wants a hug and will not stop till he gets one

Jason, in the kitchen: *grunt*

Roy: he says get out of the way dipshit, he is trying to cook

Tim, sleep deprived, : “Mmmnn…”

Kon : he wants you to fix your case logs, you filed them wrong

Damian, at the zoo,: *snuffles*

Jon: he finds the animals cute and will try and “rehouse them”

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

"Why do you fight?"

Batman: So that no one has to lose like I've lost.

Dick Grayson: Someone has to catch people when they fall. Someone has to help.

Jason Todd: I know what is like to have no one fight for you. I know their pain.

Tim Drake: They need my support. I can do that, I can help them.

Cassandra Cain: I am Batgirl. That means there will be no more killing.

Damian Wayne: My family cares about people. They protect. I want a chance to do the same.

[magic-mischief-mayhem-me]

Forget the justice league thinking Bruce isn’t fit to be a parent and debating trying to rescue the Batkids, I want those gremlins bullying him so mercilessly that the JL think Bruce is the one who needs rescuing from these demons. Just imagine

Bruce, exasperated, exhausted and looking utterly defeated from the latest prank:

Clark, to Diana : Is he ok? Do you think we should help him , or…

Diana: Perhaps you are correct, we should intervene, for the sake of our comrade’s safety

Hal: Are you kidding? This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in Weeks!

In the background maniacal giggles can be heard from the shadows

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A Fireboy and Watergirl style, 2 player game, except you play as either Superman and Batman, Superboy (leather jacket Kon) and Red Robin, or Superboy (Jon) and Robin (Damian)

As you progress through the game, you explore different locations , such as Gotham, Metropolis, Central city, with individual levels in places such as Crime Alley and STAR Labs.

Supers have boosted speed, and jumps as well as the ability to pick up their partner and throw them, with slight variations. Superman ha the highest boost to his stats, Superboy (Kon) can pick up an additional “block” as well as his partner due to his TTK and Jon has the highest agility. (Unless there is kryptonite on that level). They also have invulnerability to things like traps and toxins.

Bats have access to different gear to help them climb tall objects. Batman can fire a grapple hook, Red Robin uses His bo staff like a pole vault and Robin uses his katanas like climbing pics.

Different levels have different traps and challenges e.g kryptonite and metal spikes, along with the usual parkour.

There would be spin off games as well with parings such as Nightwing and Flash (Wally) and Red Hood and Arsenal. Certain special edition levels might have you playing as characters Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

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Batfam Q&A- Favourite drinks

Bruce - Black coffee

Dick - Orange juice and water

Jason - Chamomile tea

Tim - “I like to mix a lemon and a grape Zesti with a red bull and chug it”

Damian - Smoothie

Cass - Strawberry Milkshake

Steph - Hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

Duke - Lemonade :)

Bonus:

Bruce drinks out of a Worlds most average Dad mug that he got as a fathers present from Dick years ago and refuses to use a new one. Jason has a Wonder Woman mug from before he died that sits at the back of the kitchen cupboard in the manor unused. Steph uses a rotation of either an obnoxiously sparkly purple water bottle, a Green Lantern thermos or a Green Arrow cup, to spite Bruce.

[magic-mischief-mayhem-me]

DUCK TIM DRAKE

- Drake means duck

- Tim imprinted on Dick and Bruce at Haly’s theatre

- then followed them around like a duckling AKA stalked them on rooftops

- Batman, his mentor? No, that’s Tim’s mama duck

Ahhh duckling tim

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Moving around with young Justice Just Us

Kon

- picks his teammates up like rag dolls and carts them around

Bart

- Bridal carry, he just scoops them up and runs

Cassie

- stares down at them, with her arms crossed until they yield and follow her

Tim

- he uses his “Team Leader Voice”, YJ don’t argue with that.

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Jason Todd’s Nicknames for the batfam

Dick

- Dick (nickname)

- Dick (insult)

- Dickhead

- Dickholas

- Dichard

- Big bird

- Goldie

Tim

- Timmy

- Tiny Tim

- Timotheee

- Timbers

-Timberlina

- replacement

- baby bird

- Timtam

Damian

- Dami

- brat

- Demon brat

- Hell spawn

- mini-Bruce

- Baby Bat

- baby ninja

- Staby child

Duke

- Narrows

- Duchess

- glow stick

- sunshine

- shiny

- Lark

- Day shift

Steph

- sparkles

- violet

- chaos

- Stephsister

- Steve

- Stephen

Cass

- Cassie

(That’s the only one he can get away with)

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The question to end all questions… Is Tim….

A sleep deprived coffee addict

A sleepy boi who does not drink coffee

Voting ended onJun 4, 2025

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I head cannon that all the bats except Dick all use super advanced vocabulary, just to piss him off. Tim because he is a genius, Damian because that’s how he was raised and Jason because he reads. Like:

Damian: Drake , I require assistance on my homework, these equations are unsurmountable.

Dick: what does that even mean?!

Jason: The antagonist incorporated a sum of temporal deixis into his lexicon, I suspect there is some anachronism involved.

Dick: hUh?! Say what now

Tim, meeting Duke: so you are the latest individual Bruce has managed to deracinate into our household

Dick, frantically googling on his phone under the table:

[magic-mischief-mayhem-me]

Guys I’m getting tired of enemies to lovers and friends to lovers. I propose we start using some of the following

- idiots to lovers

- in denial to lovers

- mutual dislike to lovers

- sam and Frodo to lovers

- lovers(?) to Lovers (.)

- assholes to lovers

- so platonic the lines blurs to lovers

Feel free to add more , I ran out of ideas much faster than I thought I would

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How the batfam deal with being woken up from a nightmare - part 1

( and how the rest of them deal with it)

Damian:

When he wakes up from a nightmare, normally about his time with the LoA, Damian treads over to Dicks room, and will stand outside the door for a while, wanting to go in, but ashamed of his “weakness”. Eventually he will leave and go sit with Titus and Alfred (cat) until he falls asleep.

Dick has started leaving his door open at night for him.

Tim:

Tim has nightmares often, typically of empty rooms and lonely nights. As a kid, he would be scolded by Janet and Jack for coming in to ‘bother them’ so now he coped by throwing himself into his work and drinking copious quantities of Zesti and coffee. He’ll stay up night after night to avoid the terrors that plague his sleeping moments.

Steph steals his caffeine, and Cass hides his case files

Jason:

Jason has 2 types of nightmares. The first are the ones of warehouses and laughter and the TickTickTick noise ringing in his ears. For those he’ll out his helmet on and go shoot things until the green fades away. The second ones, to him, are worse. The ones of a too small boy on too cold nights. The ones that end with him lurching out of bed and scrambling towards the heater in an attempt to thaw the chill that has settled deep in his bones, reminding Jason of those Gotham winters and the interior of a coffin.

Alfred makes sure that there is always a fire burning when Jason is home in the manor, and Damian will deny it if you ask him, but extra blankets keep finding their way into Jason’s safe houses. And if Tim helped Damian find them? Well that’s his business

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I headcannon that when Jason died, Dick would hallucinate him in his grief , talking to him through his tears.

But after Jason had come back, occasionally Dick would find himself forgetting that Jason was real, and think he was hallucinating again,

And Jason? No clue what was going on on, thought Dick was just making jokes about his death

Dick, eating cereal at 2am:

Jason, just come from a drug bust, soaked with blood:

Didn’t Alfie ban those?

Dick: shut up, dead people don’t tell

Jason: did

Jason: did you just threaten me?

Dick, looking up: oh fuck! Sorry Little Wing

Jason: riiight….