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*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

jokerlives

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

catgirl-kaiju

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

wagamaggot

its called method acting

petgrly

cute pink twitter headers ♡

naughtyweiss

Internet: Jaune having two girlfriends is unrealistic!

Me:

(Thank god for Taika Waititi, he’s out here living is best life with his two beautiful ladies.)

fernytickle

They employed Taika and didn't think they would get some chaos???

pitbolshevik

pov: you are cruella's mother

forensicbec

Hey, what the fuck is going on with the Cruella film?

retrogamingblog2

Pokemon Console Posters made by Mylyom

whencartoonsruletheworld

it’s 2am and me and @birdsareblooming just read the wikipedia synopsis of cruel ellie the girlboss

bonus:

bebemoon

you’re laughing. dalmations pushed cruella de vil’s mother over a cliff.. and you’re laughing

cigarettecase

the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

starsandsupernovae

bemusedlybespectacled

disney looked at the success of maleficent and thought audiences really wanted shot-for-shot live-action retellings of existing disney movies and/or villains with tragic backstories, when the success of maleficent really was down to two things:

a well-crafted version of sleeping beauty that was still recognizable as sleeping beauty, but with enough deviations that it felt like a new story, complete with worldbuilding/lore and a very sweet and realistic mother/daughter relationship between maleficent and aurora, and

sexy bird man