Say that to my face.

Hello! My name is Rai. I'm a cosplayer (on hiatus atm). This is my blog where I post all the random shit I'm into. They/Them

[magicalfuckboyprincess]

Sorry to those who got messages...

I have not been on this account in YEARS. I apologize to anyone that got any weird messages as I was hacked. I will probably delete this account since I no longer use it. 

[fjordhulder]

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK MY SO-CALLED “BEST FRIEND” IS FUCKING WRONG

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE HIM, I COME OUT TO HIM AS GENDER-FLUID AND THAT I MIGHT BE THAT, AND HE SENDS ME THIS

FUCK YOU, BITCH. FUCK YOU.

GOD I FEEL LIKE FUCKING SOBBING, BECAUSE IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OF HOW ASSHOLISH THIS IS

REBLOG IF YOU THINK THAT BEING GENDER-FLUID IS A THING. NO LIKES. I DON’T WANT THIS POST LOST IN THE ENDLESS SEA OF TUMBLR.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[coat]

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

[cheese24k]

[rihali]

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[jetago]

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

[ohhralphie]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

[aleuaue]

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

[coldforest]

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

[littlemissblackbean-deactivated]

Why is this so funny

[sheerbadluck]

i know every single word to this video up by heart

[manda]

this makes me so happy

[venus-star13]

Boys

Who

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Boys

[xxx-darkiplier-xxx]

Girls

Who

Don’t

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Girls

[venus-star13]

Damn

Straight

[sonicisdead2me]

But what if they ain’t straight?

[venus-star13]

Damn

Gay

?????

[dianapforlunch]

Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…

Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk

[food-porn-diary]

Perfect Grilled Steak With Herb Butter [594x760]

[izzysfood]

x

[izzysfood]

x

[well-welly-well-belly-belle]

I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take my expired coupon, this is a PERSONAL AFFRONT and you have to help me get them FIRED.”

Like. Are you sure you turned out fine, though? Cuz like. It seems like maybe you didn’t.

[theclash]

the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

[yrbff]

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

[celticshenanigans]

Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”

[booksomewench]

“He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”

[thefairfleming]

#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus  ( via @misshoneywheeler)

[indirispeaks]

Some posts start to go places gradually.  This one came out the chute, hung an abrupt left, accelerated to warp speed and shot off into space.

[twitterlols]

[wlwellbutrin]

you ever get a new follower and you glance at their description and immediately know they’re going to unfollow you in the next three hours