MagicCatbus

Just some dumb bitch(21f) stumbling through the world. Hopfully I'll make it. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ "Ask me an ask askhole" is intended in a fun/playfull way, and is inspired by my words "preguntas una pregunta", which is maybe not the right way to say ask me a question(I don't speak spanish, I remember some shit from classes)? and of course my brain immediately follows that broken phrase with the word puta. I love alliteration. And now I have can't focus disorder affecting my description. Nice! Queen of Hearts as of 4/14 2025.

[magicallyentropic]

Look at my mouse cursor! I made it myself!

[magicallyentropic]

Sometimes I question my sanity

*picks up ice with chopsticks*

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

If I got locked in “the room you can only leave if the two of you have sex” i would immediately ask the other lesbian to use it as a research opportunity where we perform various acts of slowly increasing intimacy to find where the line between what is sex and what is not sex is drawn by the room

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“This room’s perspective is perplexing. I was sure we’d be out of here by now. I wonder just how conservative this room’s beliefs are?”

“Come on, we’ve been here for hours, can’t we just get this over with?”

“Don’t be ridiculous, there are at least a dozen more types of outercourse we haven’t tried yet. Not to mention we still don’t have a clue if the room needs it to be to completion or not. If only they left a pen and paper in here for me to take notes…”

[mousidy]

kinda bothered that people don't seem to imagine fertility could be a sensitive subject for trans women

[mousidy]

in my gender studies class a classmate came and sat down in front of me and another trans woman and told us how the university might not be paying for students' plan B anymore, but then they said "well, not that that's relevant to either of you" like...??? thanks I don't need to be reminded I can't bear children can we not just discuss this injustice together

[isuggestforcefem]

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[lilacandladybugs]

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

[xanemix]

Here’s some fossilized coral.

[lastoneout]

[spaceengineerjulia]

When you've been a witch long enough, you can just tell when someone is dollbait. You see that sad "man" struggling along, carrying her manhood on her shoulders like a corpse. She relaxes every time she's given a command, she's the first to volunteer, and she almost cries when forced to make a choice. You just want to take away all that humanity that's suffocating her. It longs to serve.

[schizm-deactivated]

help help help

[goldcrescent]

cinematic parallels

[god-offical]

Why didn’t I make this planet a yuri paradise like Venus

[winged-void]

if your princess isn't developing a god complex then you're mistreating her.

[muzzlesbian]

no!! penetrative sex will kill the patient. she needs 3 hrs fully clothed grinding and making out to live

[muzzlesbian]

[clickrtrained-deactivated202512]

puppy is allowed to speak human again!! on one condition which is it has to make this

if this post gets over 10,000 notes in three days puppy is no longer allowed to use human bathrooms and has to go outside like a normal dog

[clickrtrained-deactivated202512]

stop it :(

[emilynyaaa]

i really like having tits. i love my tits. they're so great. squish squish

[magicallyentropic]

turns out, when you change everthing about your life, keep forgetting to take your estrogen, and move in with the person who you now think traumatized you the most, everything is terrifying and scary and it's really fucking hard to get out of bed to go to work.

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanted to check in, do people know that I'm a trans girl and that I meow sometimes? i think it's an important thing that people should know about me

[once-a-polecat]

My mom texts me: “Put your heart sunglasses on the cat!” I dunno mom, they’re big and I don’t think he’s gonna go for it. “Just try it, I saw it on Instagram, it’ll be cute.”

Nope.

Nope.

Bowie, please do not eat that.

OH SHIT!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

gay people love reading this post

[the-unflappablewolf]