something spooky

secondary blog for cecilos, taz/mbmbam, and humor. currently gunning for the title of 'sappiest wtnv fic writer ever' - if you leave a fic prompt in the ask box I'll love you very much. all asks are published unless requested otherwise - such are the downsides of side blogs.

[dateamonster]

honestly imagine being mary shelley. its the fucking early 1800s. we’re barely out of the era when people thought women reading novels would lead to like debauchery and premarital sex. the weather is just fucking bonkers in yonkers. everybodys clothes looked like they oughta weigh two hundred pounds. everyones goth but goth isnt a thing yet so they dont even know it. your kids are dying. your husbands dead. your friends are all probably doing coke. your doctor is also both doing and maybe prescribing coke. no electricity. people are out there just staring into the void and having clandestine affairs in graveyards or some shit just because theres nothing else to do. and whats that? youve just written frankenstein. girl what the fuck even–

[dateamonster]

today is mary shelley’s birthday. honor her legacy by looking at the completely bonkers shit happening all around you and just saying well might as well fuck around and invent an entirely new literary genre

[veryfunnymemes]

[uueird]

bye af

[hedgehog-moss]

I like to think there is a parallel universe where reading comment sections is known as a soothing pastime because everyone on the parallel Internet is as kind and polite as the commenters on yourdailypoem.com:

[pervocracy]

After you’ve been steeped in online culture for a while, it’s genuinely hard to summon up the vulnerability and honesty to leave comments like this.  But it’s worth doing when you see something that you love, or that speaks to a good part of yourself.

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Star Wars LEGO is the greatest gift to mankind!!!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[apotheophany]

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

[casual-space-plant]

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

[magicbrianwilson]

There’s an electricity to it, palpable in the air.

It’s an anxious flutter as every aspect of the situation cartwheels through my mind. And yet, unlike the weight of anxiety that typically burdens my chest, I welcome the pace of this new heartbeat. I can sense the proximity of his elbow to mine, count the number of times his feet uncross at the ankles and then cross again. Do my hands say “hold me?” or are my palms sweating as I force myself to fold them prettily in my lap. I forget that the theater is dark and that his attention is rapt to the screen - I know as much from the periphery of my vision. The movie was enjoyable, yes, but not nearly as delightful as the sensation of being inches apart, the secret thought that maybe he came here because of me. We laugh at the same moments, and his laugh is soft and quiet and not brassy and grating like mine.

I had made peace with my overthinking, settled in for two hours of distraction. And then to my surprise you appeared, and you smiled at me. And then I smiled the entire night, my face undoubtedly rosy at the idea of you possibly debating and at the last minute grabbing your keys and racing over with hopes you’ll only miss the previews - just because I asked you to, just because I won’t see you again for a long time.

And then we parted ways. With no well wishes, no careful side hug. You just slipped away and I was obliged to do the same. But I saw you, for that brief moment, and I think you saw me too as we headed our separate ways to our separate cars. Were you watching me? Was I watching you?

Will you miss me while I am away?

[micycle-myers]

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[trustmeimageographer]

I spent two minutes staring at this wondering how I could set my phone to Dungeons and Dragons

[magicbrianwilson]

I’m so lonely here. I shouldn’t have come. The only real live person I spoke to today was the cashier at Old Navy. Promises and excuses and 3 hours later I still wait around because some stupid part of me thinks there’s something noble about refusing to become jaded and callous.

But I can’t help it, I’m tired of being everybody’s afterthought, the last resort, the fallback for when more important people aren’t around.

And I’m just lonely.

[animusrox]

[andromedaspull]

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

[fromthecrypt]

[magicbrianwilson]

god knows why, but I’ve been thinkin about Cecearl for like 3 days straight and wanting to write something angsty and heartbreaking about them even tho I haven’t listened to wtnv or written any fics in like 3 years lol

[magicbrianwilson]

update: I now have a goal of re-listening to all of year one and then re-writing my first-ever fic since in retrospect I was 500% wrong in my characterization of just about everybody. 

where I think I’ll magically find time to do all this in between moving, working full-time, and full-time school? I have no idea.

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[magicbrianwilson]

god knows why, but I’ve been thinkin about Cecearl for like 3 days straight and wanting to write something angsty and heartbreaking about them even tho I haven’t listened to wtnv or written any fics in like 3 years lol

[zqug]

all I need is kind witches to live with in a small rainy village in some far away, beautiful and protected land, with bakery’s and farmers markets and a little dock filled with boats, and every clear full moon we talk about our craft and interactions with the faeries under a candlelit backyard porch, giggling and sipping warm soup