Get Down! It's Shuffle Time!

Hi! I'm Mal. I love me some dragons, purple things, and chocolate. I like to play games. I stream from time to time

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[prinnay]

Painting clouds

[strawijuice]

"i could let you have a sip of the universe ⋆⭒˚.⋆

[ktae]

you will never beat the biphobia allegations until you radically accept bisexuals who are stereotypical. you must accept the sluts, the polyamorous, the girls with straight boyfriends, the questioning, the confused, the unicorns, the ones who are in a phase and will eventually identify differently, and even the ones you suspect aren't truly bisexual but just want attention. take people at their word when they tell you who they are. let them live and express their identity as they see fit. happy bi visibility day

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I know I have a novel in me but it seems to be lodged in like. I don't know. my appendix.

[twistinthekaleidoscope]

at some point your story will rupture and cause you unbelievable pain until it is taken out into the world

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why is this so moving

[unnamedsunflower]

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[darkwarlock707]

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

[heroineimages]

Okay, that's funny.

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

[zeravmeta]

holy shonen trinity ranked on their relationships with the government

[caesarsaladinn]

RUN! RUN!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[phaeton-flier]

Look, white baby, it's not a free speech thing, I'm not gonna physically force you to stop. But you gotta understand that if you talk like that, you aren't gonna be invited to many more birthday parties

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[roachpatrol]

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

what was the class, color theory?

[yugirl]

WHY THE HIFL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS!?

[definitelynotaminion]

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

[sith-shenanigans]

except this one, which is escaping

[valetcorgi]

basically the amazing digital circus

had this idea in my head all week sorry