Learn how to swim, bitch

Morgan | They/them

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[thisplaceisamessage]

I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

[rabbitkinglune777]

felt like reposting crystal

(She/Her) ❄️🦭🏳️‍⚧️

[rabbitkinglune777]

its not my account without her. also she does seaspeak and tummy slaps. also dating an orca trans girl (#t4t sealife)

[rabbitkinglune777]

black coded too....I forgot how popular crystal is....good for her

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[skittypilled]

[g0blinwitch]

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[galoogamelady]

behold, the proud dance of the Dragonborn

[halondrus]

Tap Now to save the elf

[halondrus]

Tap Now to save the orc

[lezarus]

seeing skinny people do miss piggy cosplay actually makes me feel like i’m gonna die. how dare you stand where she stood?

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[despazito]