Magic ♥

Sometimes you get bored. And then you realize you've been on Tumblr for hours. A compilation of that time.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[altedi]

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[mimiceon]

This guy came forJameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god

[straightwhiteboystexting]

shercapslocked

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[mitski-miyawakis]

apparently at the golden globes, one of the women carrying fiji water unintentionally photobombed several celebrities and has gained a fanbase.

[caressthosecheekbones]

what do you mean “unintentionally” fiji girl knows exactly what she’s doing

[madam-o]

Juss call me the Fiji Water Badass Bitch, cause I’m all up in ur photos getting exposure.

[miiriya]

you ain’t grading a college paper

[vanlifunhouse-deactivated202101]

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

[an0nymz]

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!” The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

[mitski-miyawakis]

need me an emperor like that

[mitski-miyawakis]

need me an emperor like that

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[hyudeko-deactivated20230703]

After a long time trainning I finally done a full portrait <3  Usagi in Serenity e Sailor Moon version. Speedpaint: https://youtu.be/Fr6OW4VJ3lU

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[bloodytales]

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

[femqueenxo]

Ladies lift some weights

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

[goldfyshie927]

[storm-cloud-dancer]

@warriormale any thoughts?

[warriormale]

He definitely made the wrong choice on who to rob!

He paid dearly for it!

WarriorMale

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I’m currently fostering some kittens and they met my continental giant today who is 5 months, look at their faces.”

Photos/caption by Hannah Randall

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi