[spocks-lyre-deactivated20200621]

The Onion + TNG

[losingmyweigh]

Sorry I’m late, I was disassociating in front of a mirror for 20 minutes more than expected

[meztelenreklam]

Hol vásároljunk? Vasárnap újság 1920.11. 

via EPA

[pajjorimre]

tisztviselőcipőm inne lesz.

[crap-userrname16]

[wakingfromthewater]

#you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[pokayyto]

@varnyr

[dollargenesis]

my biggest problem is i dont like, do shit

[quique72]

[badstargateimagines]

cute sg1 things you may have forgotten are canon:

- sam talks to her plants

- daniel likes cheesy inspirational quotes

- jack’s favorite color is peridot

- teal'c laughs at literally every joke no matter bad it is (think setesh guards)

- sam’s “just because my sex organs” spiel became enough of a base legend that they remembered it and quoted it word for word ten years later when that puppet thing was pitched in 200

- daniel once got kicked out of the infirmary for stealing another patient’s jello

- jack is low-key obsessed with cake

- teal'c knows how much jack and sam like each other and brings it up in enough episodes that I’m fairly sure he was trying to set them up

[thrdnarrative]

SENEGAL. Cap Vert peninsula. 2019. An aerial view of Lac Rose. © Curioso Photography

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[hodlmyvodka]

Kingdom of heaven, Kolomna, Russia

[enraged-chihuahua]

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

[the-memedaddy]

[nubbsgalore]

vieitnamese farmers harvest water chestnuts in fields of blowing waves of grass (x)

[teashoesandhair]

May I humbly present my latest Dumb Myth Shit, Am I The Antihero?

Featuring such moral quandaries as

At last, these acts can be objectively judged.

[teashoesandhair]

May I humbly present my latest Dumb Myth Shit, Am I The Antihero?

Featuring such moral quandaries as

At last, these acts can be objectively judged.

[jturn]

6 yo me with a huge gay crush I don't know how to process, label or experience: oh wow haha they are so cool. this is so cool. they is so cool. they really cool. this is cool. they is really cool. this is so cool. this is so cool. really cool. they are cool. they are really co

[spartanlocke]

When someone tells you to stop making everything gay