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fuck my stupid baka life I should have been a male black widow backflipping into death via wild cannibalistic sexual behavior

iscairot

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

iscairot

Good news!!!

I did!!!

butch-bara

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

butch-bara

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

normal-horoscopes

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

normal-horoscopes

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

lakemojave

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

lakemojave

He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."

The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

nyanbinyuri

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

laliluleho

Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.

Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”

Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”

Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”

preludeinz

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

@silly-signs

femmenietzsche

The affidavit does not say which anime the man tried to watch or how he attempted to watch it.

TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas (KXAN) — A Houston man faces a criminal case in Travis County for, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety, threatening the Governor’s Office over a law the man allegedly said prevented him from watching an anime. Joseph Roy Ozment, 35, faces one third-degree felony count of terroristic threat against a public servant. KXAN has reached out to his court-appointed counsel for comment. According to an affidavit written by a DPS special agent, Ozment allegedly called the Governor’s Office on the afternoon of July 25. DPS claims Ozment left the following voicemail (KXAN has redacted the profanity in the transcript provided by DPS): “I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.”

natlerat

I am very normal about the LA metro B line station at Hollywood and Western. I definitely did not paint both my bags with maps of the LA metro B line station at Hollywood and Western.

tmbgareok

scramratz

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

catchymemes

universejunction

executive dysfunction

More people should forget how to drive a car.

captain-price-returns

“Don’t call us fascist”

sreegs

Indeed! There is but one person who could send la correspondance so foul. This... message anonyme. Filling the inbox of the tumblr blog of the victim with such malice.

And that posteur is... someone in this very room.