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Prideful Plant Puns!!!

I’ve been working on these since pride month, and I feel bad they weren’t finished in time but I’m so happy with how they turned out! These basically happened because I called my best friend a lesbean-sprout and she loved it so much I decided to draw the first one, and things kinda,,, escalated.

I really hope you guys love them as much as I do!

They’re all available on my redbubble!!

Please don’t repost/steal!

breezefall

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

wheretheprettythingslive-deacti

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

dogs > boys

GET WRECKED

There are three words that rhyme with orange: sporange, a botany term meaning ‘a sac where spores are made’ Gorringe, a rare English surname, and Blorenge, which is the name of a mountain in Wales. Source Source 2 Source 3

did-you-know

Scientists have discovered that running liquid chocolate through an electric field can reduce its fat content by up to 20%. Not only is it healthier, but the reduced fat makes the cocoa solids stand out more, so it’s tastier, too. Source

blackness-by-your-side

they’re my absolute favs ❤️

kdramawhatareyoudoing

transgambit

i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!!

c0r1n4

@magnificent-dragon-princess

heckifiknowcomics

hahahahahahahahahahahaha pain

magnificent-dragon-princess

@burritobat

officecyborg

*sets entire english language on fire*

christophoronomicon

Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like “PIN number” and “ATM machine” (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. “redundant acronym syndrome syndrome”) is actually age-old :).

minacoladas

This is fantastic

reverseracism

moral-of-my-opinion

Her name is Rhonda Grayer

http://blog.blackbusiness.org/2017/05/wt-stevens-construction-black-owned-construction-business-awarded-contract-flint-water-crisis.html?m=1#.WSCP08tlDqA

enterheavenalive

Aspirational

slow-riot-deactivated20200720

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

catparazzi

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

awfullydull-deactivated20170619

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspast

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

legallynonbinary

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

legallynonbinary

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.