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"I don’t pay them at all, actually! My dear hubby thinks about those, I have absolutely no time!”

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@magnoliaburnet
blueshadesofvictory:
“What? You pay your taxes out in public?”
"I don’t pay them at all, actually! My dear hubby thinks about those, I have absolutely no time!”
blueshadesofvictory:
“I do act like an adult. Just behind closed doors.”
"Watch it, kiddo!”
“Self-praise is no recommendation, and, frankly? Like you children say... TMI!”
blueshadesofvictory:
“I was a child. Several years ago. Just like how you were too.”
“You aren’t? Oh, pardon me!”
“You should start acting like an adult, then! Or else more and more people might end up confused!”
“I’m going to barf. You’re a child, please. Calm down.”
alolillic:
“I…I came back because I heard my mother was up to her old tricks again. I left to support her, as you know…but now that I know she took it for granted…I don’t want to help her anymore.”
“Is that…is that normal Professor?” Her lips press together tightly, and she looks down at her shoes, “Is it normal to be tired of helping someone?”
Oh, sweetheart. Such a big question, coming from such a young girl... Burnet let out a tiny sigh, giving the other a tiny pat on her head. Oh, how well she knew what she was going through, in that moment.
Leaving behind a parent was always such a hard decision, after all...
“...maybe we can have this talk somewhere less chaotic, what do you think?” she still offered a gentle smile, giving a quick look to her co-workers. None of them seemed to pay much attention to them, but she knew well how much they loved to stick their noses in others’ business - especially if that involved the Aether President “I heard the Pokè Center down here offers the best Pinap Juice in all Akala.”
alolillic:
“Maybe a little taller! But don’t worry Professor Burnet, I’m sure I won’t grow too much more. After all, my mother is rather short without her heels.” It’s an attempt at teasing, but her face falls a little.
Lillie fidgets with her backpack straps, “Can I ask you something Professor?”
“Oof! I guess I’ll need to learn how to use heels as well! Sooner or later, you and your friends will eat using my head as a plate!”
With a sigh, the Professor finally stood up. The tone Lillie used soon after was... strange? It surely wasn’t as happy as before, enough to make her slightly worried - but that didn’t mean she was going to show it. To bring back that smile on the girl’s face, Burnet made sure to keep her own.
“Of course you can.”
@magnoliaburnet || cont
The blonde crashes into her surrogate mother with a heavy thud, but she cannot be bothered by the ache in her muscles, not when Burnet is clutching her to her chest and rocking her side to side.
Lillie hides her face in Burnet’s shoulder and squeezes her tightly in return, “I missed you so much”
“Never as much as I missed you!” the Professor joked around, giving her one last squeeze before breaking the hug, taking some seconds to look at her. Again, it seemed like it’s been so long, yet so little time since their last hug...!
“Is it just me, or you got taller? I’m calling it, you’re going to surpass me as well in a matter of months! That’s so unfair!”
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“Lillie?”
Burnet barely said goodbye to the young girl.She did the night before she could leave for Kanto, refusing to see her get in that ship with her sorry excuse of a mother.
And now, all of a sudden... she was right there.In her office.As if not a single day passed.
“LILLIE!!!”
It’s hard to tell which one of the two is the youngest, right now - the little girl rushing to her, or the Professor squealing as she jumped over her desk, opening wide her arms to hug her back as tight as she could.
TOUCH MEME
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FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails 🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair
NSFW 👋 – spanking them on the booty 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss 👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice] ✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off 💦 – eating them out 💫 – pulling their hair 🔥 – grinding against them 💧 – bathing them
((I’ll take extreme NSFW to PM))
[[Kay none of that severe NSFW please but feel free to tap the booty]]
My muse will be accepting 10 personal questions. All answered with 100% honesty.
“Not all Alolans are so bad, excuse me!”
“There’s no need to use words you’re going to regret.”
「 INBOX 」 @magnoliaburnet sent: “Excuse me.. ? I noticed you walking around here for a while- Can I help you?”
humbert has just picked up the spinda, once again so confused to end up jumping out of the pokéball and almost crashed under the table, when he hears the voice coming from behind him. he turns, finding immediately the woman who talked, and smiled at her. she’s actually providential.
« yes… actually, yes. i’m… uh, wait. »
he holds up spinda with one arm, with the pokémon moaning lightly and fidgeting the arms for the wish to walk around, while the other hand get in the pants’ pockets and take out a badge.
« i’m from the strange happenings investigative department - i’m humbert derocca. » he introduces himself, showing her the distinctive. « i’ve been sent here in alola to investigate the matter about the portals and the ultraworld, and… maybe you can help me with this? i still need to understand the place and if people like to talk about this or– oh for arceus sake, spinda! stop! »
the spinda rises his head with annoyance, almost screaming: « SPIIIINHDAA!! ». to which, humbert simply sighs.
She had already far too many thoughts running in his head. After Kukui disappeared, she was far more jumpy than she used to be. Constalty waiting for a call to be answered, for one of her messages to be seen, for... anything, really, she started getting gloomy and worried.
Enough to make her wary even of someone who was likely simply lost, and desperately looking for someone who spoke his language to give him directions. When she approached him, however, Magnolia still kept a hand on her Pokèball, ready to let out one of her babies if necessary...
...at least, until she saw the badge.
Although never hearing about something like that, knowing she’s talking with a detective seems to calm her down a bit - or, at least, let her take a quick breathe out. That looks like a pretty authentic badge, after all.
“Ah, yes! Yes, uh-” the woman mutters, just to get interrupted by a particularly bored Spinda. And finally chuckling. It’s all right. It’s fine.
“...well, what are the odds.” she smiles, offering a hand for the other to shake “I’m professor Magnolia Burnet, director of the Research Lab, over here. May I invite you in? With all the mess the UltraBeasts caused just a few months ago, it’s never safe to speak about it in public...”
tectorius:
| I talk to Tapu Koko. It is rare for the others to speak to me. |> (There is a pause while “…” appears on the screen. Hala’s hands weren’t made for texting; he’s slow sometimes.) | Tapu Koko seemed indifferent to the Ultra Beasts | Why? |> | Is something troubling you? |>
...oh, he actually replied! Slowly, granted, but he did! That’s surprising!
[TXT to: hala]
<| no no no! don’t worry 🌸 | ✓✓ <| for the most i just got curious | ✓✓ <| like... last thing i want is to make the gods angry | ✓✓ <| consindering i’m literally trying to study them :0 | ✓✓
autidcte:
SNORTS.
text to: honeyyy~ [ 9.30am ✓✓ ] nooo not my ankles! i need them!!
he remains there, chuckling gently as he reads again the messages, imagining his wife’s voice telling them out loud. the thought makes him giggle like a little boy - until he receives three more notifications, and then his laugh fades, leaving space to a softened, heartfelt smile. she waited so she didn’t seem worried, but he can say she is.
[ 9.32am ✓✓ ] don’t worry hon, no need to! [ 9.32am ✓✓ ] im fine and dandy, we have plenty of everything at home~
...ok, that’s cute. She finally stands in the meantime, takinga few time to answer to actually go and get some breakfast. Oooof boy. Considering how late she went to bed the night early, that was way too early for her.
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! 💖 | ✓✓
She’s still going to shove some in her bag. Just to be sure.
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| then you better watch out because i’m gonna be there in a sec >:3 | ✓✓ <| or as soon as i understand how to walk again | ✓✓ <| you’re way too much of an early bird deary how do you do it?? orz | ✓✓
autidcte:
kukui literally jumps in fright. the exit of the pokémon center is just one single step away, and yet the professor freezes completely, unable to move for the longest moments as mrs. joy snaps with that scolding. his whole body stiffens so violently to amplify all the pain in his body, tearing a small moan of ache out of his throat. oh tapu koko, what now? what should he do, what should he do…?!
« i… i r-really don’ need it, haha-! » he begins, with a voice so tense to actually hurt his throat. he turns once again, waving a hand like nothing at all has happened, forcing a smile on the lips as he attempts to back away and out of the door. « really, i-i’m just… tired! sleepy. i– i’ll jus’, get to bed and– »
– and then, suddenly, his legs give up. one of them, the one that was beaten the worst, just stops working. the knee bends without him wanting it, the other leg can’t keep the weight of the whole body by itself, and the moment after kukui finds himself on the ground. so much out of the blue to not understand, at first, what has just happened. the professor blinks, focusing the floor after a few moments, and his gaze becomes of dizzy confusion.
« … o-oh… » he murmurs, unsure to even what he should say, at this point, to justify himself. « that’s… i…– h-how cl-clumsy o’ me, i… don’… »
Magnolia gasped loudly as soon as the poor guy fell down, instinctively standing up and rushing towards him, while the Nurse simply sighed loudly. A way like another to tell him ‘i told you so’, without really saying it - obviously knowing she was going to repeat the same scene in a matter of days.
“Is this normal?” the Kantonian muttered, a little worried, just to recieve a little shrug by the Nurse. ‘By now, it kinda is.’ she sighs once again, ready to walk to Kukui to at least pull him up, just to notice that Magnolia was already taking care of that, giving her a thumbs up.
“Don’t worry, I’m a doctor too.” she assured poor miss Joy, who was about to complain about it too... at least until she was called in to check on a particularly problematic Pokèmon “I’ll think about him!” ‘...don’t make him run away.’ the Nurse pointed at the professor, recieving a quick military salute before rushing to the emergency rooms.
Letting Magnolia sigh, this time. Yeah, sure, let’s pull up a man, like, twice your size. This can just go well.
“All right, buddy. Can you move your legs, or...?”
autidcte:
kukui giggles as he reads through the messages, expecting the last comment about the coffee and how it makes her love him even more. heh! he knows his wife way too well! he’s about to put the phone away, when a couple more messages get his attention. he looks at them immediately, and he can’t but feel softened by them. oh, honey…!
text to: honeyyy~ [ 9.27am ✓✓ ] im fine n dandy honey, dont worry! [ 9.27am ✓✓ ] on my feet and walking just fine. [ 9.28am ✓✓ ] im the usual me again!
...that was quick, but not too quick. The exact amount of quickness necessary to not make her worry, but make her realize he was honest about it.
Magnolia let out a tiny sigh, smiling once again.
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| yay! 🌸 | ✓✓ <| you better be! | ✓✓ <| if you’re saying a lie i’m going ask rockruff to bite your ankles 😤 | ✓✓
Another pause. She at least sat down, hesitating a moment before sending another message. Again - quick enough to not make him understand she’s worried still, but also not seem like a nagging overprotective wife
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| in case i can still get some meds tho | ✓✓ <| or bandages | ✓✓ <| or... whatever you need? | ✓✓
BEEP BEEP! Message recieved, loud enough to wake her up. She yawns loudly, moving her hand quite blindly to reach for the phone and give a tiny, tired smile as soon as she reads the message.
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| mornin hon 💖 | ✓✓ <| you’re an angel 💖 | ✓✓ <| so this is the smell of burned eggs in the entire house? 😜 | ✓✓ <| ...just kiddin i can smell the coffee from here and ily even more right now | ✓✓
A second of pause, she rolls around. Brings out the worried wife.
[TXT to: 💖🌸honey🌸💖]
<| about health tho | ✓✓ <| how are you..? | ✓✓