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[amygdalae]

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[finagle-a-bagel]

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[tartrazeen]

"our twenties' roars are ending with a whimper"

[drac-harrington]

Breakfast with Eddie and the Forest Hills strays

my commissions are open! inquire within for more details 🖤

[butherlipsarenotmoving]

in a veil of great disguises, how do I live with your ghost?

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

@selkani

[just-another-regular-dude]

[nerdmutant]

this inspired me

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

can’t stop thinking about this

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[reticent-vampire]

I saw good in you.

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[mossycakes]

the good place is like. we will find each other in every life time. we will find each other in every afterlife as well. we teach each other to be better more understanding people. we have infinity to spend together. its still not enough

[reticent-vampire]

another normal day at the normal things to say factory for assad zaman