I like cheese, books and bees.

Linguist, actor and reader. 23 of years, chaotic of good, infp of mbti.

[skysmadness]

came to me in a vision and it made me giggle

[ruinedchildhood]

[goth-queen]

[magnyeeto]

Are you fucking kidding me

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

[magnyeeto]

and fucking TICKLING STILL BEING A THING

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[dduane]

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

[unstablequeerbitch]

Why not

[mukeclemmings16]

Last chance

[magnyeeto]

Heather can fuck off, respectfully

[no-resolution]

In the Flesh (2013-2014) | Simon Monroe

"How long are you going to be in a cage? What's stopping you from becoming the people you are? Instead of copies of who you used to be? Of what they tell us you have to be. Why don't you break out? Why don't you show yourselves? Because when you do, when you finally do, I promise, you're not going to want to go back. You're going to be beautiful. You're going to be flawless. You're going to be the future."

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[magnyeeto]

Do you remember little film where punisher was mute and spiderman had a lil crush on him and they lived together or is it only me

[deathgasmic]

half avoidant on my father's side

[vampzip]

half anxious on my mother’s side

[magnyeeto]

I hope animals feel it when i smile at them even if they don't see it

[teathattast]

[spacewonder19]

Little Beehive Cluster NGC 2287 © BeatriceHeinze

[bluesakura007]

Beehive Cluster, you say? 😃💖💙🌠 🐝🧡🍯

[charlesoberonn]

One really dumb joke that always cracks me up is "fortune teller convention cancelled due to foreseen circumstances"

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian