Mags

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanford ‘Ford’ Pines (Gravity Falls)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek)

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

#gravity falls #need him pregnant poll #mpreg #stanford pines

WE AHVE THIS GIYS WE HAVE GOT THIS!!

VOTE FORD MPREG 2025!!!!

so-called “free thinkers” when alex hirsch drops a glow in the dark book of bill (its me im so-called free thinkers)

Heyyy!!!!! Im a little late, but!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVA!!!!

I cant believe I missed it, Im horrible. I havent gotten around to reading the new chapter yet and have been avoiding tumblr in fear of spoilers but in the midst of that I MISSED your BIRTHDAY

BUT ANYWAYS!! I Drew you a little something!

Thank you so so much for writing much a beautiful work of fiction. As I have told you many times before, you genuinely are such a talented writer. You capture are the characters so so well, give them all such beautiful depth, make me cry and sob, AND you’re funny ASF!!!

I hope you had a FANTASTIC Birthday!!! Heres to another year spinning around a really hot ball of gas on a chunk of rock and dirt and some trees and stuff! HOORAH!! 🎉

Love you, Eva!!! xx

WOAH WAHT GOOD GRAVY MAGS IM

stop STOMP this is so sweet i’m actually gonna. what. what. maggie . aUGH

thank you SO MUCH 🥺 i need to go sob into a pillow now holy jeez thank you . know that i am an organ donor according to my drivers license and if i eat shit you are getting FIRST PICK ‼️‼️‼️

jokes aside though genuinely thank you. youve been such a kind person and my big silly fic wouldnt be what it is without ya <3 your art honestly gave heinz dilemma so much more traction than i ever expected and i owe so much to you homegirl,,, you are important to meeeeee :D

also were you in my house. did you enter the threshold of my home and peer into the freezer to see what ice cream cake i got. cuz that looks REALLY REALLY similar to the one i got (it’s mangled and not pretty anymore my brother and i killed that thang). like i know logically you prolly just saw my post about it but like if you’re in my walls you can just tell me. i’ll make you biscuits or something <3

ANYWAYS thank you again i’ll cherish you forever. love you maggie <33

HAH YES IM GLAD I GOT THE CAKE RIGHT! I just google “baskin robins chocolate ice cream cake” and prayed i got close

I mean… I’m in your walls… I’m in your walls Eva and you should definitely make me biscuits

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 18, 2025

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

wren-orteaux

Ford won!! :DDD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

#stanford pines #gravity falls #mpreg #tumblr poll #ford pines #gf heinz dilemma

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 18, 2025

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

kaykayjay2

I think if I had a sleepover with all my mutuals I would bring two pans of homemade garlic bread rolls, a deck of uno cards, and a cd of Napoleon Dynamite bc I want to share the things I love with the people I love ❤️

Btw youre all invited :3

Actually ya know what this is a tag game. We’re tag gaming now.

Reblog with whatever you love that you want to share with the people at the sleepover!

no pressure tags!

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face @inkyrainstorms @sharksfrommars @biggirlscantcry @nerdylittlebugcreature @jellybeanjo @kagaintheskywithdiamonds @xirine13 @greenbunny7 @thenoellebird @midnightidk10 @enyaswildchild

biggirlscantcry

ooooh i’m bringing taco bell nacho fries bc im obsessed with them and a personalized fan fic recc for each mutual. and MOANA ON DVD!!!!!

no pressure tags (sorry if yall already got tagged!)

@thenoellebird @heideez @babyblankyerror @pinefamilycatsau

babyblankyerror

For a sleepover I'd bring snacks we could combine- we would need sweet, salty and sour hmmm maybe fruit too?

Oooh! Drawing pads so we can all doodle together as we do a Studio Ghibli marathon!

@stwinsgstdrop @kittynugg @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @cryptic-underground @hellsquills @otsalezu @dark-lord-of-awesomeness (sorry if I tagged you and you don't do these 👉👈)

otsalezu

HELL YEAH I LOVE STUDIO GHIBLI! Of course I’d probably bake something to bring over. Cookies or maybe bazooks? Yeppp

Tags escape my mind right now so anyone who sees this feel free to join!

acebbirdandbean

Maybe… some m&m’s. Cause come on! Who doesn’t like chocolate?(unless you don’t, then no problem. I have skittles.) Also my Dipper Pines hat! GRAVITY FALLS FANS UNITE!

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast @dipper-m-pines @querytheauthor

@emergencyshinku @zovie9638 @ra5pberry-jam and anyone else! (Sorry if you don’t do stuff like this.)

ra5pberry-jam

Hmmm... i think I will bring my switch, gravity falls on CD, tacos, and a lot of buttons for my button maker, and cozy blankets

@genericbrandcatgirl @oooo-leanderies @electricalhuzzah @yeehawthethird @magpie-22

How about y'all?

OOH BUTTONS! I would probably bring vanilla bean ice cream (Häagen-Dazs ofc, only the best stuff for yall) and a really complicated board game like wingspan or Root that I’m making you all learn how to play :)

What do you guys wanna bring?

@spacemarine249 @expiredkitkatkatters @atlas-of-andromeda @wren-orteaux @adamddum

ITS THAT TIME BOUYS !!!!

heinz dilemma chapter 20 no context image spoilers!!!!

also “like real people do” by hozier came on whiel i was writing the uh [REDACTED] and i tried not to sob into my orange sorbet

Hi, ok, so

I know the trampoline and the physics are connected. It’s Mabel’s trampoline, ford somehow engineered it to be able to like propel her into the sky, for what reason you ask? I do not know

Lilacs… hm.. they smell nice! They’re edible! They’re purple! I have no clue what we’re gonna do with them though

Then skincare, I think bill or ford will have a spa day. Mabel will likely be involved

The threat of “like real people do” being infused somewhere in this story is very scary to me as a hozier fan. That man is evil and brings sadness with him. It could also be very sweet but I feel like that’s unlikely since they were happy last chapter

Whatever, I have no idea what to expect, but I’m quite excited. I’ve also realized I never wrote a comment for the most recent chapter and will get in that

#gf heinz dilemma

weepingwitch

making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling something

@electricalhuzzah

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

EVERYONE STAY STRONG

WE CAN WIN THIS

GET THAT SCIENTIST PREGNANT

I think it’s over for us guys… we’ve put up a good fight

key--lime--pie

I vote for infertility fic and art if we lose. Let's see Bill dealing with the sadness of trying to knock Ford up and failing

PLEASE

Eva, to soothe our aching hearts

*removes hat.* today we fly the flags half mast.

#rest in piece Stanford mpreg #you will live on in my memory

This is a dark day for America..

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

EVERYONE STAY STRONG

WE CAN WIN THIS

GET THAT SCIENTIST PREGNANT

#Stanford for mpreg 2025 #gravity falls

I think it’s over for us guys… we’ve put up a good fight

#PLEASE GOD #IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING FOR HUMANITY

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

spaghettipal

IF HE WINS, I WILL MODIFY SWOONING OVER STANS AND ADD AN MPREG ENDING /SRS

spaghettipal

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

EVERYONE STAY STRONG

WE CAN WIN THIS

GET THAT SCIENTIST PREGNANT

#mpreg #gravity falls #stanford pines #grunkle ford #billford #need him pregnant poll #tumblr poll #ford pines #gf the heinz dilemma

WE CAN STILL WIN THIS IT IS NOT TOO LATE EVERYONE!!! PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FORD

FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING EVA WRITE MPREG PLEASE

VOTE FORD

didnt wanna pull this card but. i know mpreg and i have had our differences. but if stanford pines becomes champion of the mpreg poll i will write ford mpreg. from conception to childrearing i’m not even fucking kidding

I AM TAPPING THIS SIGN BC THE POLL IS GETTING MUCH TOO CLOSE SUDDENLY

PRELIMINARY CHAPTER OUTLINE OF FORD MPREG IF IT PERSUADES ANYONE:

1. Conception.

2. Doctor’s Visit.

3. Three Trimesters.

4. Labor & Birth (I WILL WRITE THE LABOR AND BIRTH. FUCK IT I’L WRITE PENIS/URETHRA BIRTH IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES. HE WILL NOT GET A C SECTION HE IS POPPIN THAT THANG OUT).

5. Baby’s Firsts.

ALSO. jury is still out if its gonna be heinz dilemma universe or freaky triangle stuff (eggs?) so YEAH. IT COULD BE EITHER. THERE ARE POSSIBILITIES. MORE THAN ONE. PLEASE PLEASE MPREGNATE FORD

#STANFORD PINES FOR MPREG

IM SOBBING

PLEASE GUYS PLEASE MAKE EVA WRITE THIS OMFG

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Megatron (Transformers)

Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 2, 2025

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."