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Look at this dork of a cat. Has fresh water in her bowl, where she can easily reach it... Still drinks from the tap.
What the fuck is in my eyeshadow? I was depotting it to put it in a Z Palette when I dropped the plastic pan, and the top half of the shadow fell out, while some sort of hard white disc in the bottom broke. This is a bronze color shadow from Hard Candy's Metal Eyes kit. Can anyone tell me what the fuck is this thing? I've been putting this stuff on my EYELIDS for nearly a year what the hell
So I went down a Dr. Who rabbit hole...
d³∑x² is supposedly the Doctor’s name.
Random thought: What if this is not the Doctor’s name, but instructions on how to say it?
The idea came to me when I remembered theta is used in the International Phonetic Alphabet as the soft “th” sound (as in thin or with). That sort of lisping sound.
Using the IPA, d³∑x² becomes
ʤ ʍ x’
ʤ is a dj sort of sound, like adjective ʍ is a wh sound (ever heard an Irish person say “whine”? It’s a sort of emphasized h sound after the w) x’ sounds like a “uch” but more like a sigh.
I took some liberties with translating an equation into IPA, but at the end, we have:
dj/wh/uch
which sounds a bit like
“juh-wuck”
The Doctor’s name is Juhwuck.
You’re welcome.
Just for future reference- if you're going to get high, marathoning Dr. Who is not a smart call. You might end up posting incoherent ramblings on Tumblr at 3:00 in the morning...
So I went down a Dr. Who rabbit hole...
d³∑x² is supposedly the Doctor’s name.
Random thought: What if this is not the Doctor’s name, but instructions on how to say it?
The idea came to me when I remembered theta is used in the International Phonetic Alphabet as the soft “th” sound (as in thin or with). That sort of lisping sound.
Using the IPA, d³∑x² becomes
ʤ ʍ x’
ʤ is a dj sort of sound, like adjective ʍ is a wh sound (ever heard an Irish person say “whine”? It’s a sort of emphasized h sound after the w) x’ sounds like a “uch” but more like a sigh.
I took some liberties with translating an equation into IPA, but at the end, we have:
dj/wh/uch
which sounds a bit like
“juh-wuck”
The Doctor’s name is Juhwuck.
You’re welcome.
Friendly reminder that tomorrow, the 31st of July, is the birthday of our Lord and Saviour, Harry Potter.
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Virgin Draco - Masterlist
Following the countless request @bixgirl1 and I have received for one of these (and the complaints that the chapters aren’t all visible under #virgin draco), we present - The Masterlist. Hopefully we remember to update it regularly (LOL cause we’re both like really old women, I’m 93 she’s a 112 and we forget things).
Also this is the first masterlist I’ve ever made and I have no idea what I’m doing.
Like I said, I’m 93 years old. What is this machine I’m typing on?
Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
(So does this count as a masterlist or nah)
Shit now everyone knows I demand this post be taken down so our secrets are safe
If we didn’t have eyes we would be unaware of reality looks like. What if we are missing a entire realm, simply because we didn’t have an organ to detect it.
19990620: Hope, Fish, Despair
Two hungry cats saw a big fish on the frozen lake park. They excitedly jump straight to the frozen lake where the fish away, to the front paw is caught is flexible, persevering fish separated by a layer of ice, visible touch them, spent a long time effort, still to no avail. Finally, the only hope, fish sigh, the disappointing.
What.
i was reading fine and then ???
fish sigh, the disappointing
This is how memes are born...
helo. is (maeb?) louise. got new home todae. i like slepe and bieng hold by grama and mum. DO NOT like other kiten in miror. love mum and grama but NOT groul from oter side of dor. do like sownd of toy bel. i hav qwestin: what is growl and bark bork buff on oter side of dor? importnt for me. do yu no?
Is dog. Dog screme loud.
i like to think that draco malfoy’s boggart is himself
but not like sixteen year old draco malfoy, i mean six year old malfoy.
like he’s not afraid of himself and what he could do, but what he’s done and how his younger self would react to what he’s become.
he’s a war criminal and he’s pretty much an accessory to murder, the murder of his headmaster bc no matter how much the malfoys and purebloods and slytherins hate dumbldore he was still dumbledore.
and i just:
he’s seventeen, its been less than a year since the war and somehow he fids a boggart. he expects it to be his crazy aunt bella like it was when he was four and he accidentally ran into one in the depths of the manor, or his mother disappointed in him like it was when he was 13, but no. its him and he’s six and draco cant handle it. bc its not just him being afraid of what happened during the war or what he did during he war, or anything else that he would have guessed. its the startling, paralyzing realization that he’s afraid of who he’s become and how he’s react to tat if he was still six and he’d never heard ofa death eater or voldemort and didn’t know how heavy the weight of the dark mark was and that the snake and skull on lucius’ arm was only a tattoo that he and his buddies had gotten out of hogwarts when they were young and stupid and it didn’t mean anything.
children are the best judges bc they see only truth and the good and i think that for draco to be scared of what six year old malfoy would say to him means that he expects even his own past to hate im for what he’s done.
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Someone found it. Someone put it in the eighth year common room. Someone probably thought it would be funny. Especially, when someone opened the chest. They never found out who that someone was because it wasn’t funny. It wasn’t funny at all.
The crash of the chest bursting open made the small round room go silent. All eyes turned, everyone looked as the boggart emerged from the dusty trunk.
Draco was closest and perhaps that was the someone’s plan all along.
Draco eyes went wide and the room held it’s breath, afraid it would be Voldemort, Nagini or Crazy Bellatrix. Who else would Malfoy be afraid of? They held their breath, afraid to move, or speak as the boggart changed and became a boy. A boy with blond white hair that stood up in the back from a prominent cowlick, wearing shorts with grass stained knees and grey eyes that almost seemed too big for his head.
Draco rocked backward, all the air pulled from his lungs in one fell swoop as that small, innocent face looked up at him and began to flush with tears.
“Why?” the boy sniffled, “We were gonna be amazing. The best that ever was.” Tears welled and poured down the boy’s cheeks, dripping off his chin onto the floor.
No one moved, in that moment, no one could even breath.
Draco was pale as paper and a violent shiver was bowing his shoulders. He couldn’t look away.
The boy scrubbed his forearm across his eyes, a great sob heaving from his chest, “Everything’s ruined! Everything!”
Harry slowly weaved his way through the crowd. He stepped in front of Draco and casting his patronus as the boggart changed into a dementor and was quickly banished back into the chest where it was locked away with a silent flick.
The silence of the moment shattered and everyone found their breath again. The common room quickly emptied as the students there found other things to do, anything to take them away from that moment.
Until only Harry and Draco were left and Harry waited silently.
Until the spell seemed to break over Draco as well and he took a deep shuddering breath and blinked the tears caught in his welling eyes.
It was a moment time had seen before but this time Harry didn’t draw his wand. He only offered his open hands, palms outstretched. Alone in that room, Draco cried into Harry’s shoulder. He let himself mourn for the future he had once dreamed of and the past he had ruined and the weight of both in his chest.
Headcanon that Harry’s messy hair sometimes makes it look like he just fucked and every time Draco sees him like that, he looses his shit because he just cannot and he wants more than anything to be the one causing his hair to look like that and omg can stupid Potter just CONTROL HIS STUPID HAIR ALREADY
I hope you don’t mind, @one-last-bow I got inspired by your hc and couldn’t help myself
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Potter and his twice damned hair. Always wild and curling as if mussed by invisible fingers, tugged to bring those shining green eyes closer. Hair that always looked like hands had pushed through, wrapping around his nape, as heads fell back in ecstasy, sweat beading on skin and caught on kiss swollen lips tasting like salt and musk and-
Draco smashed his fist against the Slytherin table and before anyone could say anything, dropped his forehead onto the smooth, cool wood with a groan.
“What’s wrong, Draco darling?” Pansy asked, running a comforting hand down his back.
Draco admitted in a grumble, “Potter and his awful hair have ruined my appetite.”
Pansy sighed dramatically and likely rolled her eyes, though he wouldn’t look up and give her the satisfaction of seeing her do it. She patted his shoulder, “Have a coffee at least.”
He took the proffered cup and carefully and systematically drown the coffee flavor under a layer of cream and sugar, drinking it sulkily and deliberately not looking at the Gryffindor table.
A week later something strange happened.
Potter came to breakfast and his hair was… neat. It had some sort of potion worked into it and laid almost flat with only a slight wave to it that look nice rather than ridiculous. Draco couldn’t look away. For all his hair normally looked just-shagged, Potter wasn’t seeing anyone as far as he knew but if he did his hair- Either he had fixed his hair for someone else or someone had fixed it for him and- And-
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*thinks about slytherin!harry* *sweats nervously*
Everybody’s reactions in this scene are one of my favorite things ok.
My friend created a twitterbot four months ago
He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.
Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”
And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.
So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.
This is the future I want to live in.
BOT UPDATE:
He tweeted at me, saying “Our love looks like reverence,” which. Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot.
Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so
Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:
Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing
Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?
When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good
Collar Bones
Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt
When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything
I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????
can I just add to this? 'cause obvs girls are amazing, but boys as well?!?
‘cause boys who wink at you? not like a flirty wink, but just a fun wink with a grin when they walk past you
boys stretching. just tiredly stretching and then their shirt rides up just a lil’ bit? MORNING VOICE urgh idk but i saw this guy the other day and he wore mismatched socks, but super proudly? like, short trousers and then pulled up mismatched socks? i was like HECK YEAH WORK IT Big Hugs™ their bromances? i love it when they show how much they love each other
biting their lip urgh yes please more