I Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar

I'm Morgan. This is my blog. Read it. Love it. Obsess over everything I reblog and/or rant about. Whatever soothes your soul <3

[magrenrae]

New ink by Keith at Dermawerx ⚓️🌹💉🌹⚓️ #TheColorMorale #DesolateDivine #BrokenVessel #americantraditional #roses #anchor #tattoo #freshink #thisthinghurts @thecolormorale @garretrapp

[magrenrae]

Coming soon to my skin (but with actual roses sorry I can't draw flowers 😂) #TheColorMorale #DesolateDivine #BrokenVessel

[villainloveshero]

Childish Gambino || Tamia So into you

[fakefendi]

I will never get over this

[oddgeneration]

His vocals extremely slept on, so heavenly. This will be my wedding song.

[imdemetrialynn]

Go head now

[bluhuehue]

Maybe it’s me but he looks a little like Marvin Gaye to me

[purpleismymedicine]

^ it’s the beard

[x-aelx]

I luvvvv this

[kayfucius-deactivated20170915]

😍😍😍

[bye-lads-deactivated20200901]

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[woodmeat]

[theawesomeadventurer]

let her live

[its-arrested-development]

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Zendaya Celebrates 20th Birthday by Raising Money for Convoy of Hope Initiative!

I’m so proud of her! She helps women in need! We don’t deserve her!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[sophiesbooklr-deactivated202001]

She is an actual angel I’m telling ya

[cosmic-noir]

She’s so sweet :)

[nintendette]

https://fundraise.convoyofhope.org/campaign/zendayas-20th-birthday/c93721 fundraiser isn’t at its goal! Please reblog with a link so people can support it! September 4, 2016

[thestanconfessions]

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[iguanamouth]

having trouble hearing? isolate yourself in the ａｕｄｉｏ ｃｕｂｅ

[d-voldo-deactivated20190607]

[kateordie]

The greatest ending in film history

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[milkeu]

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so good… so pure….

[unpretty]

oh my god

[unpretty]

i’m gonna do it

i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire

[itsyaboicecil-deactivated202109]

KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR

[unpretty]

YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS

THEY’RE BRO BEARS

[itsyaboicecil-deactivated202109]

KAT NO

[severussnake-deactivated2023070]

KAT NO OOO. NO

[unpretty]

i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book

it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively

the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.

bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:

the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a secret princess bear:

bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:

THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD

In conclusion:

[brizzbee]

[screams eternally]

[sorry-so-sorry]

@cherry-twilight @chaoscleric

[youfoundbethany]

Best thing I’ve read all day long.  No.  Not the book.  This synopsis.  Pure gold. 

[cashela]

Help. What is air?

[ladyfabulous]

I take a nap and all of a sudden this fucking website does this.

[annlarimer]

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

[dashakay]

HE WAS A BEAR ON A MISSION.

[thestarfishdancer]

@thebibliosphere - still does not beat crucifix nail nipples.

[thebibliosphere]

I love that I keep getting tagged in this post. It’s enough to make me want to buy the books for pure nostalgia. Also what was that other book you tagged me in the other day, I’m off to find it.

[bitterwaters]

just a reminder that this won Canada’s highest literary honor

[morebadbookcovers]

Sorry, no, that was just “Bear.”

[wtfml]

im gonna kill someone if this game keeps crashing