What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Everyone talks about Fantine in heaven with Javert and absolutely destroying him and that’s a nice image and all, but I wanna see her with the Thenardiers. I wanna see Anne Hathaway beating the flying shit out of Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen with wild abandon.
“Pretending once again that she’s been so awfully good?! She WAS awfully good!”
“You expected her to go in the WOODS in the DARK, all ALONE?”
jk rowling is making britain inhospitable to trans women so I will be personally biting anyone who buys a ticket to that movie. you’re all quite happy to put ‘terfs dni’ in your bios for woke points but let’s maybe try putting our money where our mouths are for once x
Ezekiel from Total Drama is going to super hell for being first booted every season, being the embodiment of cringe, gay crimes and because we never got to listen to any of his songs!!!
the first time you meet is quite dramatic. you already know where you stand: on opposite sides. nothing can change that. no matter what you might wish in private, this cannot end with both of you still standing. there’s no telling who falls first, but it changes everything. can you kill someone you love? can you kill someone who loves YOU? can you hate a person who desires you, flaws and all, so earnestly, against everything that they SHOULD desire? fate has said this is not to be. and yet, time and again, you reach for each other through the ash and dust of battle. the villain loves the hero, and the hero falters. the hero loves the villain, and the villain softens. you have the makings of a rewritten life here, destiny be damned
what starts off as a partnership by obligation turns into one by choice. maybe you don’t think of them that way at first, but after you realize that you two work incredibly well together, the feelings just… fall into place. of course it’s only natural that they should remain by your side. of course you would take risks to keep them safe, and they would do the same for you. you can’t imagine facing something without them now. it’s like they were always there. what’s more, the bond you’ve forged over the years is doubly strong for having made the sharing of mental and emotional states necessary. you’ve stuck with each other through the stress, the breakdowns, but also the victories, the laughs, the brief moments of frivolity. now those things come naturally. you know nobody more intimately. you are able to take care of each other. you can probably make it through anything. you have so far, at least, even if there were some losses along the way.
what starts off as a partnership by obligation turns into one by choice. maybe you don’t think of them that way at first, but after you realize that you two work incredibly well together, the feelings just… fall into place. of course it’s only natural that they should remain by your side. of course you would take risks to keep them safe, and they would do the same for you. you can’t imagine facing something without them now. it’s like they were always there. what’s more, the bond you’ve forged over the years is doubly strong for having made the sharing of mental and emotional states necessary. you’ve stuck with each other through the stress, the breakdowns, but also the victories, the laughs, the brief moments of frivolity. now those things come naturally. you know nobody more intimately. you are able to take care of each other. you can probably make it through anything. you have so far, at least, even if there were some losses along the way.
Something about them just gets under your skin. it’s not that they’re a bad person, but you’re *pretty sure* you hate them. above all, you NEED their attention on you at all times or else you become insanely jealous. whoa, but hey - hey - it’s ONLY because you’re just giving it back as good as you’re getting. if you quit now, they’ll think they’re better than you or something. Eventually, though, you realize that all that jealousy means something. and it’s a little bit heartbreaking. what are you supposed to do with all of these vulnerable emotions? this is NOT how you’re going to win anything against them. Luckily, a rival could also be called an equal match. your rival keeps up with you, and only exploits your weaknesses when it’s funny. of course they’ve been giving you that attention for a reason. anything to keep you interested in them, to chase that zing they feel in their gut after clashing wits with you. anything to give you some hint of what truly lies beneath all that big talk.
you become so comfortable with your lover that neither of you realize it’s happening until it’s already happened. in fact, everybody knew what was going on before you did. all they had to do was look at you to see the natural chemistry that comes from being able to be so open with someone, so un-self-conscious, so happy. it’s okay that it takes some time to figure things out. the memories you make in the meantime are far from wasted. but also, um, don’t, like, blow things up together just because one of you THINKS you have a good idea. you are sometimes dangerous without supervision.
tagging: @sierrascribbles @bluexiao @irethepotato @polluxminor @luvajax @glazelilyy @witch-hazels-musings (sorry for the constant tagging >_<)
what starts off as a partnership by obligation turns into one by choice. maybe you don’t think of them that way at first, but after you realize that you two work incredibly well together, the feelings just… fall into place. of course it’s only natural that they should remain by your side. of course you would take risks to keep them safe, and they would do the same for you. you can’t imagine facing something without them now. it’s like they were always there. what’s more, the bond you’ve forged over the years is doubly strong for having made the sharing of mental and emotional states necessary. you’ve stuck with each other through the stress, the breakdowns, but also the victories, the laughs, the brief moments of frivolity. now those things come naturally. you know nobody more intimately. you are able to take care of each other. you can probably make it through anything. you have so far, at least, even if there were some losses along the way.
aaaa cmon this is everything ive dreamed of and more :’) also getting major bodyguard au vibes from this hehe :P
tagging: @abyssheart @zzzhonglis @xiaosmoon @lavender-composition @kaeyazuha @bluexiao + anyone else that wants to join! :)
what starts off as a partnership by obligation turns into one by choice. maybe you don’t think of them that way at first, but after you realize that you two work incredibly well together, the feelings just… fall into place. of course it’s only natural that they should remain by your side. of course you would take risks to keep them safe, and they would do the same for you. you can’t imagine facing something without them now. it’s like they were always there. what’s more, the bond you’ve forged over the years is doubly strong for having made the sharing of mental and emotional states necessary. you’ve stuck with each other through the stress, the breakdowns, but also the victories, the laughs, the brief moments of frivolity. now those things come naturally. you know nobody more intimately. you are able to take care of each other. you can probably make it through anything. you have so far, at least, even if there were some losses along the way.
tagging (no pressure!!) @sohyuki @solaaresque @severedftaes @windblume-beloved @eggmarr @scaramunch + anyone who wants to do this!
What starts off as a partnership by obligation turns into one by choice. maybe you don’t think of them that way at first, but after you realize that you two work incredibly well together, the feelings just… fall into place. of course it’s only natural that they should remain by your side. of course you would take risks to keep them safe, and they would do the same for you. you can’t imagine facing something without them now. it’s like they were always there. what’s more, the bond you’ve forged over the years is doubly strong for having made the sharing of mental and emotional states necessary. you’ve stuck with each other through the stress, the breakdowns, but also the victories, the laughs, the brief moments of frivolity. now those things come naturally. you know nobody more intimately. you are able to take care of each other. you can probably make it through anything. you have so far, at least, even if there were some losses along the way.
first comes understanding. there's something about them that you just *get*, and they get you. you're soft around each other, extra considerate, allowing this person into the domesticity of your life just because they make the little moments better. because you like to see them happy. they deserve to be happy, after all. you want what's best for them because they're your f... you want them to be more than your friend. you look at them and see someone so completely worth loving, and it kills you not to be able to say that to them - what if you lose what you have? it's enough, you tell yourself, just to be able to love someone so fully. it's enough just to be near them. of course, meanwhile, they are thinking all the same things about you, wondering if your small gestures actually mean something, or if they're reading too much into it. things are so good now, maybe it's not worth upsetting. you live in the torturous pleasure of their orbit, but one day, the truth comes out, and the relief that comes is the sweetest you have ever tasted.
actually no one asked but fuck it i’m gonna elaborate on that
i think they’d have a very positive influence on each other. Hiro is pretty much honest and outgoing, and he’d help Chihiro come out of her shell a little. While classmates like Mondo or Sakura can help her be more assertive, Hiro would be there to make her talk a little more to the others, and maybe she’d be less shy around people!! Plus i think Chihiro would appreciate having someone as smart as him around, and if anyone says Hiro is dumb i’m going to bite them. Considering he was able to dismantle monokuma with little to no struggle, i think he’d be really interested in her knowledge, and that she’d have a good time talking about programming to him
Also i really like the goofy/softball dynamic, and Hiro has such big bro vibes I just wanna see them hang out and be happy together
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