guide me into the grey

sophie | 27 | she/her | australian

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[swearphil]

@giftober 2025 | Day 30: Hope

[rherlotshadow]

Bluebells and birdsong

[magstorrn]

so two separate assassin's creed protags have now invented the latte. six centuries apart

[itdoobielikethat]

Maybe we can have one new movie without zendaya and tom holland for a change. No commitments, just see how it goes.

[invisible-goats]

saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"

do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?

"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"

[3liza]

everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up

[titsay]

we could sit together and do nothing all day—i'd still be the happiest

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[synibread]

Waiting

[wnwnmemo]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[lethes]

assassin’s creed syndicate gifs  ▸  (2/∞)

[dinindourden]

Assassin’s Creed II (2009) dev. Ubisoft

[finch-friesss]

[deathstars]

dealer: got some straight gas 🥵🔥 this strain is called “Isu sage” 🧬 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

eivor: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later, eivor: is anyone else seeing the all-father right now????

basim, pacing: roshan is lying to me

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.