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blue, any pronouns. sci-fi, gaming and horror. sideblogs are @bluescreeningart for art and @bacteriorage for science. im not a minor please stop blocking me

[galaxywarp]

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.

[yourturnyourtricks]

rollercoaster: *gets stuck at lift hill for like ten minutes*

news outlets: HORRIFYING: BELOVED ROLLERCOASTER stuck for HOURS leaving RIDERS MORTIFIED FOR THEIR LIVES AND EVERYONE DIED ON THE SPOT

[marriottsgayamerica]

on the one hand, I get it, rollercoaster scary. ! sure! I've been rollercoaster scared before!

On the other hand, rollercoaster wouldn't be so scary to so many people if we didn't make a big deal any time normal breakdowns (due to safety features) happen

[xcelerator]

roller coaster: [stops on lift hill]

news explanation: this HORRIBLE BROKEN-DOWN ROLLER COASTER STOPPED AND STRANDED RIDERS FOR 15 MINUTES

bag-holder explanation: see this is why i dont go on coasters, they're always broken

coaster enthusiast explanation: roller coasters are full of safety systems to keep people safe. the ride probably encountered an error or sensed something wrong and stopped the ride. this is actually a safety system working as intended

actual reason: operator stopped ride because someone wanted to stream on IG live from a handheld phone and threatened to call the police on the operator when they told them to put it away

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[gasterofficial]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[tulipseason]

don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. unless of course you are summoning the ghost of a legendary swordsman who can deflect bullets with his blade and help exorcise the gunwoman from your river bubble. then it is appropriate

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[butchsaint]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

[foreveriallyzombified]

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

[foreveriallyzombified]

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk