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grantaire: haha guys do you dare me to die by enjolras' side?

national guard: what?

grantaire: i can't believe you guys are making me do this

national guard: no we thought you were-

grantaire: haha silly silly guards always up to top bants

national guards, mouthing to one another: what the fuck

yekkes

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

pippin-the-chicken

lousysharkbutt

HAPPY 🐜 DAY

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caplansteverogers

Chris Evans looked good today. I didn’t see him. But I know he damned well looked fine.

antivanruffles

When you only want to write certain parts of your story, but in order for those parts to make sense and have any impact you need to write other parts connecting them and you just don’t… wanna…

luna-mistrunner

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

smartmurderation

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

llleighsmith

amen!

barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

unironically this

pinetreeanarchism

frederick-the-ii

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

saltrat88

unclebeanbag

the-aspiring-maverick

Good reference material here.

thegleamoftheknife

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

sabrecmc

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

regnum-plantae

These are some of the photos I took this morning, when we unexpectedly woke up to sun, snow and ice, truly a winter wonderland. We were staying at my boyfriend’s parents’ house and their small garden was bathed in such a beautiful warm yellow light.

The purple flowers are Erysimum linifolium ‘Bowles’ Mauve’, the wallflower, a favourite of my boyfriend’s mum especially because she says in October it attracts lots of butterflies. She has a video on her phone she’s shown me of her and our niece surrounded by the flowers and dozens of very docile butterflies, I need to ask her to send it to me! The bushy plant is Fargesia murielae, the umbrella bamboo from central China, while the monocot-looking one with yellow stripes is Cordyline australis, the cabbage tree from New Zealand. The tree-tops against the blue sky belong to the native Crataegus monogyna, the common hawthorn.