The Original Sin

this blog is proof that I am a true tumblrina, and mostly exists to hold my shitposts

[ugimoroz]

😔

[gurl-blunt]

god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom

[cummunistbussy]

[hornybearliker]

BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

[soup-erb]

[mai-simetra]

Me deciding to overcommit despite knowing I can't handle it.

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[obsolete-borger]

[klapollo]

your first mistake was referring to pie as hugh neutron's special interest. if you actually did a close reading of the text, you'd know that pie is his safe food and ducks are his special interest. he doesn't keep statues of pies around his house, does he? (pause) yes i'm aware that hugh rather notably enjoys taco shack, so much so that he can recite the theme song on cue, but that doesn't necessarily make it his safe food. it only appears in one episode, one could argue it was a passing fad. or do you not believe that neurodivergent people can enjoy things without intense fascination?

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

Speaking as a childhood Harry Potter fan, the enduring persistence of its popularity including amongst adults is 100% because it is slop without substance.

It flirts with the idea of rebellion and emancipation from slavery but ultimately discredits those notions by having the rebel leader become a lead cop in the institution that was repressing him and by making emancipation seem silly.

It reflects the chauvinisms of a British aristocrat who offers an impossible narrative of an abused child escaping abuse through the purity of their Aryan magic blood. It’s a fantasy that doesn’t even pretend to offer catharsis or self-actualization, merely hundreds of pages of occasionally racist drivel about a special little boy who joins the SS after reforming them from the inside.

That’s why it has maintained such reverence - because it doesn’t actually offer a subversive story but the aesthetic of one while reflecting the conservative biases of the author. It speaks to a certain liberal perspective that is progressive only so far as the oppressed don’t hurt their feelings.

[wintersmitth]

Can you guys be any less obsessed with a children book? Genuinely, nothing more pathetic than an adult dressing a kids book into pop-up political language for internet cred.

[luckybastionmaw]

If JK died in 2015 no one would be making these unhinged critiques of her children's book series. People hate her now so everyone needs to agree her work became retroactively terrible. People who made HP their entire personality are embarrassed so they need to pretend the books were covert nazi propaganda the whole time.

Guess what? People who are bad can make art that is good or mediocre. Good people can make good and mediocre art then become bad/hateful/do bad things.

There's this weird thing going on where we have to collectively pretend that all problematic people are always ugly, untalented, undeserving of every win they ever scored and I'm sorry that's not real life.

The reality is JK made several ok to good quality children's books that everyone fucking loved and she sold a billion copies and people still fucking love it and buy copies because they're ok books for 12 year olds. It embarrassing seeing adults twist themselves into knots trying to deny that's what happened because they just dont like it.

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

I was making these criticisms in 2013. It was actually very common to criticize her shit books for racism and bad plot.

[mai-simetra]

Pretty sure Ursula Le Guin clocked JK as a shitty person and author in like 2004.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[moon111111]

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[mai-simetra]

Maybe 3 shots of espresso was too many....

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[beadyeyes]

It's go away Sunday everyone go away now

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[mai-simetra]

*puts u in a cute little jar and shakes u around*