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happy pride
literally tumblr
If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it
before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot
shoutout to fat nonbinary people
everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people
legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth
Happy Pride Month!
statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
the only valid person in the replies like at all
Have you gone to your native country’s capital city? (At least one of them if your country has multiple)
Have you gone to your native country’s capital city? (At least one of them if your country has multiple)
Yes
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You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?
no you cannot #tight
superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:
gender nonconformity
a profile in which the nose features prominently
striking and unusual voice
sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with
notable height (in either direction)
glasses
other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)
visibly haunted
condemned by god to an eternity of suffering
plays an instrument
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in
felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show
they slayed
in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action