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beardedmrbean

blogofex

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

therobotmonster

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

heartnosekid

ym.nara_mislin on ig

pansy2025

you should actually be dissociating from your body at all times. if you feel present in your body you need to go to the hospital immediately

thingsic

wholeheartedsuggestions

some days just have to be bad ones, and that’s okay. they will pass, and there will be better ones.

traversety

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

yuriartillery

i hate men. as a class. this is not hyperbole. pay close attention to how men talk. even for a little bit. you'll hate them too

only-cat-memes

theinfiknight

ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

ooppo

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

caats

geddyqueer

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

polymoth

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

bane-of-technology

darkharvestmoving

whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what its name is pls help

poobit

Ariados???

darkharvestmoving

NO ITS SMALLER AND FATTER AND BLUE

poobit

Galvantula??????

darkharvestmoving

SMALLER, CLOSER TO THE GROUND, FATTER, GREEN OR BLUE?? I CANT REMEMBER

poobit

SPINARAK

darkharvestmoving

THERE HE IS THATS MY BOY THATS MY BOY

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

underwhelmingalchemist

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

adhd-vibes

ok i think one thing that is quite ⚠️forbidden⚠️ by my ADHD is simply....estimating how long a task takes. even tasks i've done many times before. if you also find time shrouded in mystery FEAR NOT. our investigative reporter (me) is on the case (cleaning with timer)

adhd-vibes

picking up 1 load worth of clothes off the floor and starting a load of laundry = 12 minutes

adhd-vibes

collecting all rubbish throughout the flat, including cleaning out the fridge = 25 minutes (chat there was a lot. 3 big bags full. it's been a very tough few months) (excluding getting distracted for 2+ hours btw)