Freedom

Maia Lambert, the worse half of the Lambert twins. I'm a 26 year old dancer. Not a stripper. Tell me I can't do it, and I will. You can find me in 4C.

[rufusmiller]

"I’m not always miserable. I just don’t have much reason to smile.” 

[maia-lambert]

"Oh boo-hoo, poor Rufus."

[withthetruck]

"First day here and I’ve already lost my keys." 

[maia-lambert]

"Excellent start. Good luck dealing with the landlady on that one."

[hoecuspocvs]

It would be really great if I could hire someone to make me tea and coffee and bring me snacks and such while I draw this out. That would be the greatest thing ever.

[maia-lambert]

It would be really great if I could just hire someone to make me tea and coffee for absolutely no reason.

[edithgardner-deactivated2014082]

Broken floor board, okay. Let’s fix this thing up. Oh — sorry. Didn’t see ya there. What’s up?

[maia-lambert]

Oh my god, I thought you were going to start hacking at me for a second!

[trine1x1-blog]

Go away, I’m busy… unless you have food, then I might be a little less busy.

[maia-lambert]

I've got a big juicy apple?

[rufusmiller]

"I just don’t really see how it’s any of your business." 

[maia-lambert]

"Hey, I don't actually care whether or not you smile after or during sex... I'm just curious as to whether your face was genetically formed in a permanent grimace, or if it's a voluntary option."

[demetrarosalia]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it is important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain.Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and … begin. Demetra read as she placed the file down stretching out her arms. ”Now that was such an interesting book- I don’t think I’ve ever come across something like that before” she said with a yawn finishing off the sentence. 

[maia-lambert]

Listening to the girl mumble away, Maia stood a few meters behind trying to decipher exactly what sort of passage she was reading. As the girl put the book down, Maia walked in front of her, arms crossed. "What the hell was all that about..."

[martienapier]

"Inside out, huh? That sounds a lot more reasonable than a bathtub transformation. I’ve never actually thought of that one. If I had met you earlier, you would have saved me a lot of trips to the laundrymat in the middle of the night in University." 

[maia-lambert]

"I just went commando 80% of the time in college. The other 20% I telling myself to do washing, but never did. Luckily my roommate got fed up of my washing basket always overflowing so ended up doing a lot of it for me."

[slatergatorcarson]

Too many hipsters who aren’t actually hipster. 

[maia-lambert]

Whatever, dude. I'm going.

[martienapier]

"Martha. Hi. It took me three days and a call to the landlord to figure out where to do my laundry around here, don’t worry about it. I was just about ready to fill the bathtub with hot water and detergent and get to work." 

[maia-lambert]

"I would've opted to turn my underwear inside out first, then the bathtub once I had gone through absolutely everything."

[martienapier]

"It’s fairly simple. Go to the basement, it’s the first room on your right. The lobby is weirdly confusing. It’s a big space." 

[maia-lambert]

"The basement? This place has a basement? No wonder I couldn't find the damn place. Thanks, I'm Maia by the way."

[rufusmiller]

"Can you not."

[maia-lambert]

"Hit a nerve, huh?.."

[slatergatorcarson]

I’m just very serious about coffee.

[maia-lambert]

Go to Starbucks then, I hear they're pretty dedicated to it.

[the-ethanking]

If you call that training, I’m gonna be seriously worried.

[maia-lambert]

Come on then, muscles... Show me "how it's done", because I've been doing this my entire life and I still have one of the best female bodies around.

[kywilson]

I’m sure I could always try to. 3D, how about you?

[maia-lambert]

Just above you, 4C. They're nice places, right?

[rufusmiller]

"I may be grouchy but I’m not boring. I dislike people."

[maia-lambert]

"So do most people, Ruffie, myself included. But you're just an extra-grouchy dude, whose probably not been laid in a while. That's what you need to do... Get laid, loosen up and smile a little bit."

"Oh my god, do you even smile after you've had an orgasm?!"

[rufusmiller]

"I’m civil, I’m not loud, I get back to the apartment at a respectable time. I think you can handle my vice being my facial expressions."

[maia-lambert]

"You're grouchy, you're boring, you scowl more than a five year old girl not getting her way..."