budapest; @the-ethanking - Tumblr Blog

Excuse me?

What're you trying to work? Legs? Arms?

If you call that training, I'm gonna be seriously worried.

You don’t seem to be anyone of importance, so why the hell would anyone bother throwing a party in your name?

I was joking, sweetheart, it's meant to break the ice.

There’s a feast downstairs and a statue being built in your honor. And now that you’re here we can finally sacrifice you. Nice meeting you though.

The best short welcome I've had anywhere. Nice to meet you too, man.

Oh, you missed the party by a few days.

Damn, really? Shame.

No welcome parties.

If you say so, man.

You have really low expectations, don’t you?

The lowest, actually.

What, this place has no welcome party? Disappointing.

budapest;