Maia’s Shitty Main

[kheprrison-arts]

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

Uh okay so I know I’m not active often but I’m hoping to be now that I’m working on my og characters again. 

But if anyone is interested in any adopts/character designs for sale you can check out the link in this post. There are individual folders for designs on sale for USD, Trading for other characters, or just for offers of anything including art.

Feel free to DM me if any interests you <3

[dimetrodone]

Sorry to all my friends on Discord

[6half6empty6]

If you mother truckers keep exposing me like this I might just cry.

[mcnotok]

[dinokingdom]

im gonna try to get my cat famous on petblr he's uhhhhhh well he's just kind of yellow

[dinokingdom]

Gorb.

[badpsychicadvice]

EXCELLENT KIND OF YELLOW CAT MUST BE MADE FAMOUS

[newterjuice]

mongus cat

[jetix]

大きなカブトムシのオブジェ

[this-gave-pidgeon-further-shock]

@onenicebugperday tis a big boi beetle

[onenicebugperday]

Deeply wish this friend was real!

[podcastwizard]

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

[immortalfool]

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

[hellmandraws]

With Easter fast approaching with its spiked rabbit sales and subsequent spiked rabbit abandonment rates, I thought I’d use my powers for good by spreading some information I think everyone should know before they get their first bunny. I usually don’t want people reposting my art, but feel free to spread this one around! Reblogs are very, very appreciated. If you want more information about pet rabbits, you can for example check out rabbit.org. And remember: Adopt, don’t shop!

[susiephone]

i’ll reblog with the link once it’s done but i thought y’all would want to know i am back on my bullshit

[susiephone]

go forth, my friends, go forth and be judged.

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[luciferrous]

Sorry for being MIA, I accidentally let Star Trek completely consume my life

[onenicebugperday]

Giant devil’s flower mantis, Idolomantis diabolica, Empusidae.

This species is common in the pet trade, but found in the wild only in Ethiopia, Kenya, Malawi, Somalia, Tanzania, South Sudan, and Uganda. All individuals above are wild except the sub-adult in the last photo.

Photo 1 by michael73, 2 by lmflolo, 3-5 by also_sprach_susscrofa, 6 by jeremybarker, 7 by thbecker, 8-9 by zarek, and 10 by Sarefo

[uncharismaticmacrofauna]

Shrimp Colors Are a Lie

Well, lie is a bit of a strong word, but scientists have known since 2014 that those special colors that mantis shrimp can see actually Aren’t A Thing.

Mantis shrimp (which aren’t a shrimp but a “stomatopod” which are more closely related to krill) have 12 types of color receptors in their eyes compared to our measly 3 receptors. We used to think this meant they could see a whole range of dazzling colors beyond our comprehension.

Some people were (rightfully) jealous.

However, it turns out that mantis shrimp probably have so many color receptors because they don’t blend colors the way we do. When you look at something purple, your red and blue receptors are strongly stimulated while your green receptors are not and your brain synthesizes this information into purple. When a mantis shrimp looks at something purple, they have a specific purple receptor that is stimulated.

Why this weird system? Probably because it is faster and more efficient. Mantis shrimp need to distinguish between prey species and react extremely quickly (some species can punch 50x faster than the blink of an eye), so they don’t have time to do the mental calculations to blend colors.

Not only is the Forbidden Shrimp Color Knowledge a sham, but mantis shrimp can actually see fewer colors than we can because they can’t distinguish as many shades between colors. They also can’t see those cursed Imaginary Colors.

Keep reading

[judgejudyofficial]

a prophet

[radicalurbanista]

full thread

how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog

[severedned]

[ierotits]

okay i did it, heres a uquiz that tells you how bad your taste in men is, according to me, an almost lesbian

reblog with your result in the tags

as a bi person who has only ever liked about 10 men in their life i have the right to judge your taste in men, answers are given in a percen

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

[notkatniss]

[weaver-z]

Losing my mind thinking about being like a hiker and wandering into the forest while the warrior cats are having a big climactic battle. Imagine going on a little jaunt into the woods and stumbling across 40 cats fucking disemboweling each other 

[dogthenotdog-deactivated2025111]

Scrouge: *disembowls tigerclaw*

Some mum trying to walk her 3-year-old and baby in a stroller:

[fltwoodsmonster]

something is seriously wrong with these icons like

the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

[theodorepython]

They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 17th of october, 2014.