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[amateur]

orange chicken dino nuggets

[ruinedchildhood]

[goondah]

[dreamgirlvibes]

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[richcrudele]

[iftadwascool]

[ruinedchildhood]

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

[aflo]

literally an ipad baby

[prideandprejudiceandknuckles]

(@hazelsmazecave)

[kf1n3]

Wanted to paint this dog

[sana-kan]

[thememedaddy]

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[viktor-sbor]

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

[tideoftrash]

me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting

[memeuplift]

[kosmogrl]

some days I think I have nothing in common with my younger self, and then I remember some of her dreams are still my dreams

[spiritualseeker777]

[cal-kestis]

BARBIE (2023)

[maliciar]