Your Local Friendly Mailman

Just your local mailman! He/They

[mailman-offical]

Hello! I’m your local mailman! (He/They)

No bigots are allowed on my blog. I may be friendly, but if someone comes on my blog with harmful and/or offensive views, I will not hesitate to kick them to the curb (block them).

All are welcome to send me mail!

Tags:

#Mailman is talking

#mod posts

Tags for exposure under cut

@homosexuality-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @official--eve @onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @sappho-offical @satan-offical @hekate-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @leviathan-offical @jehova-offical @god-offical

[mailman-offical]

Can you please send some breadcrumbs to @ant-the-offical

@official-eve

Of course!

[mailman-offical]

Can I pay my taxes through you?

@irs-official needs my money *hands 55 loonies*

I believe so?

@irs-official will you accept this anon’s taxes through mail?

[trudeau-official]

@the-pope-offical

Father, what is this devil game??? It goes by the, er, name only of, the insidious....

[the-pope-offical]

they shoot you to use your body as a ladder...

[trudeau-official]

NATO MUST BE NOTIFIED OVER THIS THREAT TO WORLD WIDE SAFTY!!! HOW COULD THEY LET CHILDREN PLAY THIS??????

[trudeau-official]

@nixon-official @britain-offical @armin-laschet-offiziell @sappho-offical I understand our differences but we must put them aside we must notify NATO

[sappho-offical]

Did...I just get tagged in a quest to notify NATO about a devilish children's game?

Did I win an election or ambassadorship that no one told me about?

@mailman-offical Did I have mail you never delivered?

[mailman-offical]

I have not been notified of this?

Mr. Trudeau, why did you not send me any request to send out this information? I too am very confused.

[trudeau-official]

Well, MAYBE I WOULD If your INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING COSTS WERENT SO DAMN EXPENSIVE

[mailman-offical]

Mr. Trudeau, I’d like to point out us postal workers do not agree with current high international shipping costs.

Besides the point, sending mail to my ask box is completely free, sir! There’s no need to leave me uninformed.

[trudeau-official]

@the-pope-offical

Father, what is this devil game??? It goes by the, er, name only of, the insidious....

[the-pope-offical]

they shoot you to use your body as a ladder...

[trudeau-official]

NATO MUST BE NOTIFIED OVER THIS THREAT TO WORLD WIDE SAFTY!!! HOW COULD THEY LET CHILDREN PLAY THIS??????

[trudeau-official]

@nixon-official @britain-offical @armin-laschet-offiziell @sappho-offical I understand our differences but we must put them aside we must notify NATO

[sappho-offical]

Did...I just get tagged in a quest to notify NATO about a devilish children's game?

Did I win an election or ambassadorship that no one told me about?

@mailman-offical Did I have mail you never delivered?

[mailman-offical]

I have not been notified of this?

Mr. Trudeau, why did you not send me any request to send out this information? I too am very confused.

[mailman-offical]

i would love to ask as my gimmickbut. theres no anon

cries

(My bad. It’s fixed now.)

[runawaymarbles]

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

[wizardex-yt]

wzar

@leviathan-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @changeling-offical @catboy-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

aragl-rl-oal

also this is loss

@grim-reaper-offical @jehova-offical @changeling-offical @catboy-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @the-figure-offical @evil-bread-offical @catboy-offical

[can-tab-eater-offical]

a-ta-atr

Wow I lost almost everything

@cia-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @duck-offical and anyone else bc im tired

[cia-offical]

a-oal

oh

@devils-advocate-offical @faa-offical @the-irs-offical and uh open tags

[devils-advocate-offical]

vl-avoat-oal

ummm well thats a interesting name

@murder--offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @lesbianism-offical @sappho-offical @hekate-offical open tags cuz I’m lazy

[hekate-offical]

kat-oal

nice mate

@offical-offical @zeus-offical @artemisofficalsdouble @dragon-offical @pisces-offical @mushroom-offical @boop-offical @mailman-offical

[mailman-offical]

al-a-o-al

I think I stopped existing.

@grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @onion-opinions-offical @official--eve @offical-skittering-creature + open tags!

[mailman-offical]

@zeus-offical YOU HAVE MAIL

Hera is divorcing you :)

[mailman-offical]

can i have water

Um? Yes?

*hands you a cup of water*

[mailman-offical]

Hey, Mailman, its Hera, can you tell Zeus that Im divorcing him?

Of course!

[mailman-offical]

Hello! I’m your local mailman! (He/They)

No bigots are allowed on my blog. I may be friendly, but if someone comes on my blog with harmful and/or offensive views, I will not hesitate to kick them to the curb (block them).

All are welcome to send me mail!

Tags:

#Mailman is talking

#mod posts

Tags for exposure under cut

@homosexuality-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @official--eve @onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @sappho-offical @satan-offical @hekate-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @leviathan-offical @jehova-offical @god-offical

[zeus-offical]

hello myþ. mailman. i hope you don't mind having your spouse fucked. cause it's going to happen

[mailman-offical]

Good thing I don’t have a spouse!

[mailman-offical]

Hello! Do you need fish? I am sending you fish now! 🎣🐠🦈🐟🎣🦈🐟🎣

By the way, you do realize you spelled official wrong?

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Oh? Why thank you! I’ll save these for dinner tonight :)

Oh dear, you seem to not know the joke my friend..

[fishsummoner-official]

Your welcome! Also what joke? Spelling is serious matters.

[mailman-offical]

Spelling is important, I agree.

But you can have fun every once in a while! Offical instead of Official, per say

[fishsummoner-official]

But spelling. Fun isn't breaking the law, and the law is dictionary.

[mailman-offical]

I don’t believe the law is dictionary?

It’s okay to have fun with words every once in a while :)

[fishsummoner-official]

But the words have a correct spelling. Know what? Painfish. 🐡🪼🐡🪼🐡🪼🐡🪼🪼🪼🪼🐡🪼🐡🪼🐡🐡🐡🪼🐡🪼

[mailman-offical]

*Shrugs*

Your opinion my friend

[mailman-offical]

Hello! Do you need fish? I am sending you fish now! 🎣🐠🦈🐟🎣🦈🐟🎣

By the way, you do realize you spelled official wrong?

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Oh? Why thank you! I’ll save these for dinner tonight :)

Oh dear, you seem to not know the joke my friend..

[fishsummoner-official]

Your welcome! Also what joke? Spelling is serious matters.

[mailman-offical]

Spelling is important, I agree.

But you can have fun every once in a while! Offical instead of Official, per say

[fishsummoner-official]

But spelling. Fun isn't breaking the law, and the law is dictionary.

[mailman-offical]

I don’t believe the law is dictionary?

It’s okay to have fun with words every once in a while :)

[mailman-offical]

Hello! Do you need fish? I am sending you fish now! 🎣🐠🦈🐟🎣🦈🐟🎣

By the way, you do realize you spelled official wrong?

- ask courtesy of @fishsummoner-official -

Oh? Why thank you! I’ll save these for dinner tonight :)

Oh dear, you seem to not know the joke my friend..

[fishsummoner-official]

Your welcome! Also what joke? Spelling is serious matters.

[mailman-offical]

Spelling is important, I agree.

But you can have fun every once in a while! Offical instead of Official, per say

[sappho-offical]

I have some mail from a couple lesbians for you!

- @mailman-offical

Oh really? Well color me curious!

What do my lovelies wish to share with me? 👀

[mailman-offical]

I do not snoop into letters, but I can tell you some of these are pretty old!

You’ll just have to read them to find out :)

[sappho-offical]

Interesting...

I'll take those then, ty!

[mailman-offical]

I think you will enjoy all of these, some took years to get to you :)

No problem, it’s my job!

[sappho-offical]

Well I've been around for a long time, so I'm not surprised!

Hopefully it's not my (totally real) husband...

[mailman-offical]

Don’t worry, any mail from him has been discarded beforehand!

[sappho-offical]

I have some mail from a couple lesbians for you!

- @mailman-offical

Oh really? Well color me curious!

What do my lovelies wish to share with me? 👀

[mailman-offical]

I do not snoop into letters, but I can tell you some of these are pretty old!

You’ll just have to read them to find out :)

[sappho-offical]

Interesting...

I'll take those then, ty!

[mailman-offical]

I think you will enjoy all of these, some took years to get to you :)

No problem, it’s my job!

[mailman-offical]

Hello! I’m your local mailman! (He/They)

No bigots are allowed on my blog. I may be friendly, but if someone comes on my blog with harmful and/or offensive views, I will not hesitate to kick them to the curb (block them).

All are welcome to send me mail!

Tags:

#Mailman is talking

#mod posts

Tags for exposure under cut

@homosexuality-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @official--eve @onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @sappho-offical @satan-offical @hekate-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @leviathan-offical @jehova-offical @god-offical

[franklin-pierce-official]

I was not even aware that we had mail at all. Oh well, at least it shall be on time

[mailman-offical]

Correct, sir!