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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@trudeau-official
@nixon-official suck my dick
No, thank you.
Coward.
yeah just for that
@spltlvlhous son...
you'd make Canada proud 🥹
im an american desecrator
Not anymore kiddo,
You're Canadian now.
kidnaps you
ohmigod thank you ive been trying to move to toronto
im so so so sorry i havent posted in months the art block is getting to me
Oh how I yearn to be part of the officialverse
THEBEAR IS IN MY FUCKIGN HOUSE HELP
Are you sure he's a bear, or is he just a hairy hunk?
I was hoping that was the truth but no it is a female bear who has just snorted a lot of cocaine and whom, I presume, wants to eat me (and not in the sexy way) :/
RICHARD NIXON YOU'RE A VAMPIRE???
@nixon-official
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, THE GAY POWER, ITS OVERWHELMING
*MY MASSIVE GAY MUSCLES BURST OUT FROM UNDER MY PRIDE SHIRT, PRONOUN PINS GO FLYING*
have you ever considered putting a black bar with the word “president” over your pfp like a cancelled youtuber? I think people must understand your pain, dick. We are all here for you
Like this?
Love the new look, Richard! Modern! Chic! Absolutely slay!
Thanks, Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice...
Beeeaaaaatles. Beatles.
The Beatles.
Oh no!!
Now I'm thinking about my ex! :'(
Need a tissue?
Where have those tissues been Beetlejuice...
🤔
I'm watching a stage musical from the comfort of my home.
He reminds me of a younger version of myself
A Man of Ideals
His Brilliant Mind Yet To Be Corrupted By The Cruel Game of Politics.
I'd like to think that young man still exists somewhere within me...
Nixon you remind me of an ex.
Are you secretly a toxic trans masc lesbian with an architecture special interest?
Where am i?
oh no.
The grippy socks have him now folks
Im legit a cunt tho :/
Yassss bitch slayyyyy!
Yeah... Yeah he kinda is isnt he beetlebro
Scientology
Woah, my fellow Americans, it's been a while. y'all are Probably wondering where I was, well, the truth is... I've been impeached. I've been dealing with the court processions and such, and im going to have to step down as the president.
@nixon-official is gonna be taking over my duties as president from here on out.
Im gonna have to go back into the orb in a little while, so I'll be posting from in there, i guess...
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the white house
Thank, Elvis Presidentley.
My first act returning to the presidency: I will be ceding control of the United States to the Canadian government under Pierre Trudeau @trudeau-official. The United States of America will henceforth be the United States of Canada.
May God bless you, and may God bless America Canada!
WHAT THE FUCK NIXON YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP YOUR TRASH NEXT DOOR LIKE THIS
plane tickets PURCHASED
passport application APPROVED
what should we do in toronto, canada?
I think we gotta defeat Canada's seven evil ex-politicians
Aw shit, we must go to cancon 5 I REPEAT CANCON FIVE.
GET TO THE REAGAN SHELTERS
@trudeau-official we are so fucked
Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…
Tumblr, you're doing another disservice to creators on this platform. With these constant changes like, the broken flagging of non-nsfw posts or changing the photoset feature, it's just breaking more things that weren't broken and we're exhausted. This is not Twitter or Threads. We don't need reblog chains to have their own likes and reblogs. Do you know how HARD it is for creators to get visibility on their art? They have to tag mutuals or bigger blogs for reblogs in hope more people see it. Even then, most posts get more likes than reblogs. You're discouraging people from staying on your platform. This seems to also have broken the block feature in the process (for some). If you must keep trying to evolve the site, please re-evaluate your changes through beta opt-in users before rolling them out sitewide.
Fellow creators and tumblr users, please reply under the changes tumblr account and contact support if you'd like to voice your opinion (https://www.tumblr.com/support.)
Ronald Reagan from Lemon Demon is in the Blood Ocean!
We'll see how "Trickling down" works for you at the bottom of the blood ocean, buddy.
@sexyronaldreagan-official
girl Help
@nixon-official how much do we care about this sir?
Oh no!!!! Not my dear friend, @sexyronaldreagan-official!! We need to do something, Henry!
Okay calm down, I have an idea. While official U.S. involvement in the blood ocean is illegal according to galactic ruing, we are allowed to supply Reagan with a shit ton of missile. And honestly I think that solves the majority of the problem at least according to the Kissinger school of geopolitics (and also now galactic politics).
butch lesbians.
This is the shit I write poems about.
Bravo, my lovely.
Butch lesbians are
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