[ccbunz]

YOU.NEED.TO.CLICK.ON.THIS

HOLY SWEET BABY JEBUS! 

//dead

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[ppprompto-remade-blog]

IM SCREAMIN G

[bensimulator2015-deactivated201]

this is legitimately the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[downrightlivid]

IT’S BACK

[airahvee]

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

[twilightrenaissanceshallrise]

Bella: It's like diamonds. You're beautiful.

Edward: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella. I'm a killer.

[programmerhumour]

Confession time

[mainstreamcatholicism]

Reanimating my tumblr just to say I've officially been dealing with someone who bases their entire identity of being gay on tumblr and its exhausting and yall need to leave this app and experience the real world for just like a moment

[uhhhhwillow]

I haven’t forgiven U2 for putting that wack album on my phone

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[nintendette]

[widebooty]

LOL JESUS

[smitethestate]

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

[aenslem]

Martha Jones (｡◕‿◕｡)

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[pochacco]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[pagewoman]

Two baby Weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands   ✮

[adzolotl]

Homestuck has about 5MB of text, similar in length to the complete works of Shakespeare.

If you have read Homestuck but not the complete works of Shakespeare, then you read Homestuck instead of the complete works of Shakespeare.

[prokopetz]

And yet you’ve read exactly the same number of dick jokes.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[smallnico]

okay so i know high school was bad but how the fuck did i used to do four 80-minute classes a day one right after the other five days a week. i just did 2 one-hour classes in a row and i’m already exhausted. high school was Fucked Up