This is fine

32|She/They|Bi|Asexual|ISTP Hey, I'm Ali and welcome to my terrible blog that I run. I'm not sorry about the rush of things I reblog whenever I am online. My background and sidebar image were made by my lovely significant other Phee, who called me gay for writing it like that

[shiirkyy]

Trailblazer

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[shiirkyy]

Casual affection 🍁💫

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[shiirkyy]

More Dan Heng expressions

[spelldealer]

i can’t believe it’s been 4 years

[spelldealer]

i can’t believe it’s been 10 years :’)

[katelyn-danger]

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

[katelyn-danger]

New copypasta just dropped

[tamamita]

Same guy

[beelko]

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

[shiirkyy]

haha um hey dan heng.. 😳

[shiirkyy]

safe♡

[shiirkyy]

the crown prince can take it

[shiirkyy]

I DID save the colored version after all

[prokopetz]

Some of y'all are out there having full cinematic flashbacks in response to familiar scents, and I'm just here like

Sensory Cortex: You've smelled this before.

Me: Okay. Where?

Sensory Cortex: This is important.

Me: Right, but why?

Sensory Cortex: You've smelled this before.

Me: Yes, we've established this.

Sensory Cortex: This is important.

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

[shiirkyy]

Almost forgot to post this one

[shiirkyy]

some silly dan heng expressions practice

[shiirkyy]

caught in the supply closet

[shiirkyy]

look at my deliverer dawg he can’t be this cute