Better Luck Next Time

maisie / 28 / she/her

[feyd-meowtha]

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[markovchaingang]

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

[peri-hellion]

Widow's Bay was really like what if a Stephen King horror protagonist (Bechir), a John Carpenter horror protagonist (Wyck), and a Wes Craven horror protagonist (Patricia) had to work together; however, the twist is that their collective boss is a cross between an Edward Gorey character and a muppet.

[1esknineteen]

SIGN MY PETITION TO GET CHARLI XCX TO MAKE A JEEVES AND WOOSTER CONCEPT ALBUM LET'S GET THIS TO 100,000 SIGNATURES AND A PARLIAMENTARY DEBATE

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[dbzyuri]

[shetheyslain]

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

[queer-cannibalistic-vampire]

[maryfitzroy]

[moleshow]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[cutecipher]

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[boarboy-old-blog]